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British skinny dipper released into friend's custody

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  • tdcfox at 12:58 PM JST - 9th October

    There was nothing "skinny" about that dipper.

  • tmarie at 01:03 PM JST - 9th October

    So he has mental issues and they release him to a friend? This is why there are so many crazy Japanese folks out and about. Get these people some help. I would have shipped him back to the UK.

  • Nippon5 at 01:11 PM JST - 9th October

    Four words: the media was watching.

    How true How true!!!!

    If the media didnt film it he wouldnt be seeing daylight...

  • fatloser at 02:03 PM JST - 9th October

    I was amazed at his physical condition!! Despite his blubber he was quite-agile-graceful and energetic!! I hope Joe Weider signs him up!!

  • VoXman at 02:18 PM JST - 9th October

    Thanks to the Brits for taking the spotlight off the Yanks over here.

  • BBLeo at 02:21 PM JST - 9th October

    Isn't he lucky. Will any magazine run paid story on him? It did cross my mind that he must be short of few screws in his head. But a good mechanic in Spain could fix him up. Could he get visa again to visit Japan after his treatment with medical mechanic?

  • Nippon5 at 02:41 PM JST - 9th October

    That wasnt a just a Brit, it was their superhero.... Mr Naked man...

    Like a flash, able to swim in the dirtiest water, able to climb a stone wall in a few bounds, able to throw heavy rocks with ease... look in the water its Mr Naked Man

    Last week Mr Naked man was taking on evil in the canals of Venice......

  • dennis0bauer at 03:15 PM JST - 9th October

    After the police saw his "weapon" they laughed and let him go :p

  • sageb1 at 03:31 PM JST - 9th October

    Schizophrenia: the loony's ticket to get out of jail free!

  • fatloser at 03:40 PM JST - 9th October

    It would have helped if the NPA had his friends try and communicate with him or calm him down. Maybe they tried to do it, but it didn't look that way. That's what they'd do if a Japanese had done the same think...tender words and sweet talk. But with a mighty Briton they hunt and hound and chase...beguile!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is funny how the western press is under the impression that the moat is a sacred place to "the Japanese"

  • Youdontknow at 03:40 AM JST - 10th October

    Good Jorb - seems to work for me when the cops question me for no reason. I just stand there repeating 'I like red marbles.' while rocking back and forth!

    They probably didn't want to waste time with this guy, given that he is only a tourist and is likely to be leaving shortly. But I would have thought he might have been given a fine or something! Doubt he'll be getting a visa to come back anytime ever!

  • boonme at 01:24 PM JST - 10th October

    Youdontknow:

    Visa?! He is gonna be welcome to stay in Japan a long time. Might even become a celebrity.

    He is more entertaining than most of those monkeys on J-TV.

    I'll bet this Ninja will have himself parked at a local eikaiwa in the next few weeks. He will probably fit right in as a model english teacher. The students won't even realize that he is off his trolley when he starts mouthing off. Probably think it is part of the lesson.

    I would suggest that the Ueno Zoo employees him in the monkey cage. Or better yet let him make friends with that green polar bear. They both like chasing after little men in uniform, they both like swimming in nasty water and they both have enough blubber to make it comfortable through the winter together.

  • BlackFlag at 07:37 PM JST - 11th October

    you're all light and joy aren't you?

  • Betting at 10:02 PM JST - 11th October

    Mental instability? Give this guy some help then. I don't think putting this guy into his friend's custody will help him at all.

  • GeorgeRoper at 05:25 AM JST - 8th November

    I saw this on the box while i was babysitting for young Tristram next door. He said "look Mr Roper there's apiggy swimming in a moat"

    Gawd, he made me laugh the little terror.

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