Man who abandoned life-size doll charged

Wednesday 17th September, 06:27 AM JST

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Statistician at 04:42 PM JST - 17th September

Lets hope he's severely punished for er ... abandoning a doll.
WilliB at 04:57 PM JST - 17th September

Charged with abandonment of a doll? I had to look at the calendar for this one. Not April 1st?
kview at 08:15 PM JST - 17th September

This man could have still cared for it to have put it in a sleeping bag before abandoning it in the forest. He'd be wishing that the doll could compose music as great as er ... Kitaro while in isolation there and owed up to it to see how its doing!
cuddles20008 at 11:21 PM JST - 17th September

Hahahaha Dumbass cops don`t even know the difference between a doll and a real body, the police should be charged with wasting their own time and our tax Yen

Blackbone: Maybe a date for one of your friends?

Forensic test on a doll, how does that work?

You have to laugh the man states he had no further use for it.....either he`s giving up sex or the doll asked for a divorce......Hahahaahaha

cuddles
Youdontknow at 11:44 PM JST - 17th September

cuddles...you just gave me the best laugh of the day with the 'divorce' comment! Hahaha...classic!

And he wanted to 'save face'? - but he didn't want to save the whole doll? (>V
WilliB at 11:59 PM JST - 17th September

Cuddles:

" Forensic test on a doll, how does that work? "

I think in this case they are talking about DNA from sperm samples? Bad guy, abandoning his silicone girlfriend like that.
kjunluc2 at 12:42 AM JST - 18th September

Unbelievable! Forensic tests on a mannequin? They must be making them very lifelike these days. Were they able to determine TOD by post-mortem deterioration? Any evidence of STDs?

Maybe they discovered it wasn't human when the ME made his first incision at autopsy and she deflated.
OgieDoggie at 01:29 AM JST - 18th September

Am surprised that the guy didn't say it belong to the monkey at Tokoyo Station...no really it belong to the monkey (then the cops will NEVER catch him).
Nessie at 02:49 AM JST - 18th September

A few wrinkles and it's the ol' heave-ho'.
SiouxGirl at 04:32 AM JST - 18th September

A few words to the abandoner: time for a little counseling when your relationship with a blow-up doll goes bad. I don't know, maybe she sprung a leak ... too quiet? "You never have an opinion!" "My friends say you're boring!" But the sleeping bag is a nice touch.
CavemanLawyer at 09:10 AM JST - 18th September

This has got to be one of those top of line love dolls. What is amazing is that the guy would just dump something so expensive. If the cops sell it, they will profit. Aside from being angry over being exposed as incompetent yet again, they should be thanking the guy for substantial donation to the police force.

--Cirroc
SpanishEyez37 at 03:22 PM JST - 18th September

He is single and ready to mingle ladies!
Orangeporange at 08:56 PM JST - 19th September

He could have sold her or given her away to that one guy who collects like 100 something sex dolls. I am sure he would be happy with a new addition (though her virginity would have been lost already.
Eizenhauer at 11:06 PM JST - 19th September

Hahahaha this is the funniest story i have ever heard in my entire life. "after forensic analysis" is a hillarious part which cased me to cry and choke in a laugh of a life time.... p.s. good job in forensics department, thumb up hehe
WilliB at 06:36 PM JST - 20th September

Orangeporange:

" though her virginity would have been lost already. "

I am sadly inexperienced in this matter. Are sex doll delivered as virgins? Amazing attention to detail...