Review: Fifty Shades of dissatisfaction

"We may have all been curious going in..."

We? All?

This must be the only country in the world, were people have remained unaware of the fact, that this is a childish book that is without exception aimed at the marketshare of frustrated, middle aged women. I have not seen ONE SINGLE critique of this "work" in Europe or America that did not point that out in very clear unmistakable words.

It’s one thing to read about the bondage-enabled sexual awakening of a virgin. It’s quite another to see it depicted on screen.

It reads like millions of hentai out there; yet they decided to pull back:

http://variety.com/2015/film/news/fifty-shades-of-grey-wont-include-infamous-tampon-scene-1201409686/

So what's the use?

"There have been perfume commercials with more depth and story arc." - great line

Laughable sexual innuendo peppers all their conversations.

So...it's a Bond movie minus the action?

It says something about a movie when people are saying that there is finally a worse love story than Twilight. Understandable as FSOG started as a Twilight fan fiction.