Serbia asks Steven Seagal to train special forces

They been watching too many movies...

When I saw this headline, I thought I was at The Onion! I nearly spilled my coffee when I read it.

That said, if there is ever a group of people that could suss out if this guy is for real or not, it would be a bunch of Serbian special forces personnel. We may be witnessing the beginning of the next Seagal film, "Escape From Serbia: My Story".

Serbia asks Steven Seagal to train special forces

Has Hong Kong Phooey retired?

Train them? How? To be terrible actors and even worse human beings?

Anyways, I love Segal. He gives strong evidence that Buddhism can be just as bad as the Abrahamic faiths.

Horrible actor, but amazing Aikidoist.

That is quite a realistic waxwork in the chair on the left.

"They been watching too many movies..."

But apparently they missed the last several of Seagal's movies, lol.

As bad as his acting is, by all accounts he's pretty good at Akido. As long as they didn't ask him to train their actors, he'll probably do a decent job of it.

And to find lost treasures, they are planning on asking Indiana Jones to come over. What is wrong with these people. WOnder if they will ask Super Girl too. She is very cute. Every metropolis should have one.

He speaks Japanese fluently