Let's see. Brad Pitt, Jordan's Queen Rania and Robin Williams. Tomorrow night, I'd invite Osama bin Laden, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Vnezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
I would also extend an invite to all the America-obsessed here on JT, that they might sit outside, listen to these three and somehow be able to translate for one another the dialogue that would ensue.
Hmmmmmm. this should be easy. 1. Yoko Kanno 2. Jimmy Carter 3. Senator Carl Levin. That should make for an interesting evening. "Want to try for breakfast or lunch?"
Of course, anybody that can be a Governor of a small state, get elected President not once but twice and be a total jerk during the entire process, yeah that would be a guy to have a dinner conversation with.
Bill... The reason thousands of Americans had to tell their kid's what oral sex was over the dinner table and still got elected twice... yes Sarge he'd be invited to dinner, like to see what what Huckabee would say to him.
How about Benedict Arnold, Talleyrand and Marcus Junius Brutus. I'd really like to know what each of them were thinking when they turned against their bosses.
sailwind - Come on, there must be any number of people you'd rather invite over for dinner than Bill Clinton. I wouldn't invite him over for dinner. How about Chuck Norris?
xD
usaexpat - do you think your guests would be able to appreciate their failings, however? I doubt it... Stalin and Mao arguably caused a lot more suffering than Mussolini and Tojo, I'd say
frontandcentre good point, I think Mussolini and Tojo might have a shot at realizing where they went off the track. Hitler probably not so much as he probably belongs with Mao, Stalin and we can add in Pol Pot
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ToughGuyBanker
Me at 10, Me at 20, Me at 30
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smartacus
Let's see. Brad Pitt, Jordan's Queen Rania and Robin Williams. Tomorrow night, I'd invite Osama bin Laden, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Vnezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
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sincity
The Count (from Sesame Street), Mel Brooks, and Cassius Clay.
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borscht
Obama, the Dali Lama, GW Bush
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southofreality
Don't know about dinner, but for desert it would be: Aki Hoshino, Waka Inoue, and Ryoko Yonekura.
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redacted
It's a silly Q but I'd say -
Jesus Christ, Buddha, and Mohammed.
I would also extend an invite to all the America-obsessed here on JT, that they might sit outside, listen to these three and somehow be able to translate for one another the dialogue that would ensue.
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Hawkeye
Khengis Khan, Napoleon and Alexander the great and after dinner we can play Conquest of Pangea
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Patrick Smash
sarcasm123, wottock hunt and cleo. That would be well worth the cost of the chips.
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frontandcentre
OBL, Ratko Mladic and Robert Mugabe. ...and I would poison their curry and make a video of the effects
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capone
well if you wanted to be the smartest guy in the room, just invite any 3 japanese ex prime ministers
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notimpressed
Bob Marley, John Jennon, Albert Einstein.
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frontandcentre
notimpressed - John Jennon, who he?
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nutsagain
The three stooges. For the inevitable food fight and the laughs.
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roughneck
Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi and Desmond Tutu
Next batch will be Pope, Laden, Bush - and I will poison their food and make a live telecast.
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notimpressed
front and centre, that would be a typo.Lennon ...my bad.
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ancientone
Hmmmmmm. this should be easy. 1. Yoko Kanno 2. Jimmy Carter 3. Senator Carl Levin. That should make for an interesting evening. "Want to try for breakfast or lunch?"
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Sarge
"The Count ( from Sesame Street )"
Har! Be sure to have plenty of things for him to count!
"sarcasm123, Wottock, Cleo"
What about me??
"The Three Stooges"
Shemp or Curly?
My choices - The last three heroes covered in Readers' Digest.
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lovevictim
Socrates, Descartes and Foucault.
What should I talk about with them? I don't think I can enjoy dinner at all.
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romulus3
Axl Rose, Robert DeNiro and Lee Child
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Loki520
Nina Hartley, Savannah and Ginger Lynn
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cleo
Terry Pratchett, Lindsay Davis, Catullus.
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My Dad, his granddad and his granddad.
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romulus3
Loki, Ginger Lynn? urrghhh. She must be pushing 50 right? You still like those old has been tramps?
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capone
Sam Kinison, Andrew Dice Clay, and a JT moderator
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some14some
All 3 from JT team.. yongfook, editor and senior moderator
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franz75
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Loki520
Romulus.... If people can pick dead, or fictitional characters, why can't I have mine as they were at 20 years old?
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Alphaape
Sarge, If I invited the Three Stooges, it would definetly be Curly. I would have "pop goes the weasel" playing in the background.
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Sarge
Cleo - I think the better choice would be your dad, your granddad and your great-granddad.
capone - "a JT moderator"
Har!
Alfa - Har!
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sailwind
I'm taking this is from folks alive now and not from history.
This would be mine and a heck of a dinner conversation...... Bill Clinton, Mike Huckabee, Arnold Scharzenegger. That would cool.
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Sarge
sailwind - Bill Clinton?
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sailwind
Sarge
Of course, anybody that can be a Governor of a small state, get elected President not once but twice and be a total jerk during the entire process, yeah that would be a guy to have a dinner conversation with.
Bill... The reason thousands of Americans had to tell their kid's what oral sex was over the dinner table and still got elected twice... yes Sarge he'd be invited to dinner, like to see what what Huckabee would say to him.
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Loki520
Oh, they have to be alive? Well, then....
Ebi-chan, Alyssa Milano and Sue Johanson
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keech2
How about Benedict Arnold, Talleyrand and Marcus Junius Brutus. I'd really like to know what each of them were thinking when they turned against their bosses.
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GG2141
I'd invite George Bush, Osama Bin Ladens' Father and Prince Fahd. Oh yeah, they probably had dinner last week, so PASS.
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Sarge
sailwind - Come on, there must be any number of people you'd rather invite over for dinner than Bill Clinton. I wouldn't invite him over for dinner. How about Chuck Norris? xD
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usaexpat
Mussolini, Hitler and Tojo. I'd like to know how their ambitions got so out of hand that they doomed their people to unspeakable suffering.
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frontandcentre
usaexpat - do you think your guests would be able to appreciate their failings, however? I doubt it... Stalin and Mao arguably caused a lot more suffering than Mussolini and Tojo, I'd say
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usaexpat
frontandcentre good point, I think Mussolini and Tojo might have a shot at realizing where they went off the track. Hitler probably not so much as he probably belongs with Mao, Stalin and we can add in Pol Pot
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curlygene
I'd invite me, myself and I. That way things would never get out of hand.
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thedeath
1.JW Bush 2.osama bin laden 3.Me watching this 2 guys having an interesting conversation!
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rjd_jr
Tina Yuzuki, Peaches (model from U.K. photographer Viv Thomas), and Peter North.
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