What do you think are some of the worst music band names ever?

Saturday 07th February, 05:17 AM JST

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telecasterplayer at 01:50 AM JST - 8th February

As previously mentioned, Bump of Chicken, Glay & Mister Children are thoroughly awful, but the worst comes from Detroit: Elvis Hitler.
UnagiDon at 02:08 AM JST - 8th February

The worst band name I've ever heard is, unfortunately (?), unprintable here.
Sarge at 09:57 AM JST - 8th February

"Glay"

That might be among the stupidest-sounding names, but certainly not among the worst?
GW at 10:39 AM JST - 8th February

triumvere

the hate i believe isnt for Jbands, but moreso j-pop, not the same things necessarily

and folks come on!! I waited to see how long it wud take but seems I have to step up & get it done for you all

**morning musume **

there I typed, YUCK!
Sarge at 11:05 AM JST - 8th February

Hey, I just saw that Lux Interior of the Cramps has died.

RIP, Lux, and, yes, your band's name has to be among the worst ever!
wuzzademcrat at 11:11 AM JST - 8th February

"Hey, I just saw that Lux Interior of the Cramps has died. RIP, Lux, and, yes, your band's name has to be among the worst ever!"

Have to disagree. And they wrote one song that ought to be on every karaoke menu in Japan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrQB44W41s
Otaru at 05:39 PM JST - 8th February

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Test Icicles

Lubricated Goat

lol Sarge. :) Those sound like my last internet searches!
Potsu at 09:20 PM JST - 8th February

Triumvere...so right about Mr Children,that's a real cringer,embarrassing on the ears.I wonder how that would go down in the US or England ??
neverknow2 at 09:47 PM JST - 8th February

Mr Children
Sarge at 10:03 PM JST - 8th February

Wuzza - I stand corrected!
uperjer at 11:14 PM JST - 8th February

sea shepherd
flammenwerfer at 07:34 AM JST - 9th February

crazy penis
earthcreature at 10:19 AM JST - 11th February

50 cent, tu-pand, and all related rap stuff...
notimpressed at 07:21 PM JST - 12th February

NEAR BAROMOTER ACT VIOLENTLY ABOUT SPARK/SPARKS THE PAN THE SNUFF ROLL THE POWERNUDE GLEAM GARDEN FIVE SNATCH RUBBER MOSH PLASTIC TREE (SOLD OUT) VOODOO HAWAIIANS STRAY PIG VANGUARD THE AUTOPSY REPORT OF DROWNING SHRIMP OUTNAUTS VIOLENT PARTY CALCIUMS EX-A$$HOLE(profanity filter blocking this one) CHOKE-SLEEPER G-FREAK FACTORY LOWBROW & TOTAL FAT URCHIN FARM FOR PETER, FOR WORSE ROBO AFRICA Lump of mind No people Spank the age HOCKIE HOCK THE OFF-BEATERS ROCKY AND THE SWEDEN ATTRACTIVE RED SHOES MR. ORANGE RUNT STAR THE SNUFFROLLS COOLER KING MCQUEEN DOPING PANDS MILK CROWN IN THE SOUP

sorry stole these from a list that goes forever, all Japanese band names. I actually think some of them are great/ hillarious.
notimpressed at 07:23 PM JST - 12th February

damn the cut and post on JT, it put it all in one sentence. my bad>.