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What do you think are some of the worst music band names ever?

Have Your Say Feb. 07, 2009 - 05:17AM JST ( 39 )

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JapanHuskerFeb. 07, 2009 - 09:16AM JST

The Beatles
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KnowBetterFeb. 07, 2009 - 09:26AM JST

Bump of Chicken.

I mean really, what the hell is that all about?!?
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KnowBetterFeb. 07, 2009 - 09:28AM JST

As far as songs go. "Body feels exit"

Only from really bad Mexican food I guess. Damn it wash your freakin hands already.
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smartacusFeb. 07, 2009 - 09:55AM JST

Russell Crowe's band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunt
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Pukey2Feb. 07, 2009 - 01:01PM JST

Kinki kids. Or is that kinky?

Runner up: band names with an exclamation mark in the middle
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PuffinMuffinFeb. 07, 2009 - 01:35PM JST

Pornograffiti (?)

Harry and the pacemakers
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GWFeb. 07, 2009 - 03:27PM JST

mr children........reminds of the words child molester
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GenevaManFeb. 07, 2009 - 03:56PM JST

Southern AllStars,

the Chigasaki hear-raping middle aged gang
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DisillusionedFeb. 07, 2009 - 04:30PM JST

Buster Hyman and the penetrators.
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YangYongFeb. 07, 2009 - 04:41PM JST

Hide -with Spread Beaver.

I mean. Come on. That's not get away withable.
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thedesertfoxFeb. 07, 2009 - 05:31PM JST

Toad the Wet Sprocket

The The

Dogstar
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BettingFeb. 07, 2009 - 06:23PM JST

Mannish, I used to find hilarious as it was two girls. Also Princess Princess, as none of the girls in that group looked like a princess in anyway, shape or form.
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sailwindFeb. 07, 2009 - 06:26PM JST

Hootie and the Blowfish (What the heck is a 'Hootie' anyway).

Pearl Jam (Great Music, but the name always struck me as just not sounding right.)

Gladys Knight and the Pips ( Watcha do for a Living? I'm a Pip........Groan).

Tony Orlando and Dawn........ Okay, the name is alright, just wanted to get "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree" stuck in your head for a few minutes before I close my post :).

It's been three long years since.....damn did it to myself!
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helloklittyFeb. 07, 2009 - 07:36PM JST

The Clinging Dingleberries.
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PotsuFeb. 07, 2009 - 10:22PM JST

Any J-Pop group....particulary Bump of Chicken...Kinki Kids ?? What is that ?? Spitz...isn't that some kind of dog ?! SMAP ?? Nasty stuff.
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TriumvereFeb. 07, 2009 - 11:05PM JST

A lot of hate for the Jbands, I see. Much of it quite unjustified. I will say that Glay is a pretty awful band name, though.
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TriumvereFeb. 07, 2009 - 11:05PM JST

Oh, and glad to see I'm not the only one who finds the name "Mr. Children" slightly creepy.
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SargeFeb. 07, 2009 - 11:29PM JST

These come to mind:

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

Cancer Bats

Geezers of Nazereth

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Test Icicles

Lubricated Goat

Crunt
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SargeFeb. 07, 2009 - 11:38PM JST

And...

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

My Dad is Dead

Barry Manilow
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DisillusionedFeb. 08, 2009 - 12:34AM JST

"Sarge" - Barry Manilow

C'mon Sarge! This thread is about the worst band names not the worst music!
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telecasterplayerFeb. 08, 2009 - 01:50AM JST

As previously mentioned, Bump of Chicken, Glay & Mister Children are thoroughly awful, but the worst comes from Detroit: Elvis Hitler.
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UnagiDonFeb. 08, 2009 - 02:08AM JST

The worst band name I've ever heard is, unfortunately (?), unprintable here.
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SargeFeb. 08, 2009 - 09:57AM JST

"Glay"

That might be among the stupidest-sounding names, but certainly not among the worst?
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GWFeb. 08, 2009 - 10:39AM JST

triumvere

the hate i believe isnt for Jbands, but moreso j-pop, not the same things necessarily

and folks come on!! I waited to see how long it wud take but seems I have to step up & get it done for you all

**morning musume **

there I typed, YUCK!
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SargeFeb. 08, 2009 - 11:05AM JST

Hey, I just saw that Lux Interior of the Cramps has died.

RIP, Lux, and, yes, your band's name has to be among the worst ever!
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wuzzademcratFeb. 08, 2009 - 11:11AM JST

"Hey, I just saw that Lux Interior of the Cramps has died. RIP, Lux, and, yes, your band's name has to be among the worst ever!"

Have to disagree. And they wrote one song that ought to be on every karaoke menu in Japan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrQB44W41s
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OtaruFeb. 08, 2009 - 05:39PM JST

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Test Icicles

Lubricated Goat

lol Sarge. :) Those sound like my last internet searches!
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PotsuFeb. 08, 2009 - 09:20PM JST

Triumvere...so right about Mr Children,that's a real cringer,embarrassing on the ears.I wonder how that would go down in the US or England ??
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neverknow2Feb. 08, 2009 - 09:47PM JST

Mr Children
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SargeFeb. 08, 2009 - 10:03PM JST

Wuzza - I stand corrected!
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uperjerFeb. 08, 2009 - 11:14PM JST

sea shepherd
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flammenwerferFeb. 09, 2009 - 07:34AM JST

crazy penis
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earthcreatureFeb. 11, 2009 - 10:19AM JST

50 cent, tu-pand, and all related rap stuff...
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notimpressedFeb. 12, 2009 - 07:21PM JST

NEAR BAROMOTER ACT VIOLENTLY ABOUT SPARK/SPARKS THE PAN THE SNUFF ROLL THE POWERNUDE GLEAM GARDEN FIVE SNATCH RUBBER MOSH PLASTIC TREE (SOLD OUT) VOODOO HAWAIIANS STRAY PIG VANGUARD THE AUTOPSY REPORT OF DROWNING SHRIMP OUTNAUTS VIOLENT PARTY CALCIUMS EX-A$$HOLE(profanity filter blocking this one) CHOKE-SLEEPER G-FREAK FACTORY LOWBROW & TOTAL FAT URCHIN FARM FOR PETER, FOR WORSE ROBO AFRICA Lump of mind No people Spank the age HOCKIE HOCK THE OFF-BEATERS ROCKY AND THE SWEDEN ATTRACTIVE RED SHOES MR. ORANGE RUNT STAR THE SNUFFROLLS COOLER KING MCQUEEN DOPING PANDS MILK CROWN IN THE SOUP

sorry stole these from a list that goes forever, all Japanese band names. I actually think some of them are great/ hillarious.
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notimpressedFeb. 12, 2009 - 07:23PM JST

damn the cut and post on JT, it put it all in one sentence. my bad>.<