Thursday February 16, 2012
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    Den Den

    How about the government training a group of specialists to deal with this problem? We could call them something...how about..."police"?

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    isthistheend

    How about limiting the porno sold in convenient stores, as well as the cultural bias against women from elementary school on up?

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    Osakadaz

    seriously,having a group of male friends bash them is the only effective way.The police will do nothing.

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    sf2k

    tell them you're a born again christian and want lots of kids

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    memyselfI

    Define Stalkers Fans taking pictures of celebrities, fan clubs, collectors of celebrity clothes, etc.

    It's hard to deal with stalkers. Because they love something or obsessed with something. They need psychiatric help

    or a kick in the arse.

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    memyselfI

    Hire a stalker to stalk them.

    Also invest in a body guard

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    timorborder

    This reminds me of a solution that one of my friends came up with a number of years ago. To cut a long story short, while at university one of his female classmates was being stalked by a right nutter. My friend, an Italian-Australian from Griffith was related to Australia's most wanted man (one Robert Trimboli). Anyway, my friend called an "uncle" and the next morning a couple of his "cousins" turn up (by all accounts rather large individuals). My friend went off with his cousins and sought this chap out. I don't know what happened but apparently his "cousins" were rather persuasive.

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    Helly

    The only way to deal with the stalker type is to put a size 13 in their arse. The people who become stalker are sick to begin with. You can't deal with them like normal people. It takes extreme measures to deal with them. If it is a guy stalking a girl, the dude needs to have his arse handed to him.

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    tokyocrawler

    sit them down make them cup of tea and listen to all their problems, suck through your teeth a lot...and realise that the poor fella has a right to stand in the rain outside a window if he wants to, and looking through your garbage is just a way to show how much he really cares....stalkers are just misunderstood people like you and me. stalkers need love too!

    then quickly handcuff the retard, beat the living sh*t outa them and hand them over to the cops so they can really understand how their selfish actions are totally unaacceptable

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    Potsu

    Seriously,this is old...just pay your local yakuza 5man and you won't have stalker problems again.

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    soothsayer

    Flamethrower. Just make sure you tell the other people on the 5:13 Yamanote line from leaving Shinjuku to duck.

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    soothsayer

    Ignore that "from" in the previous post. But not the flamethrower. That has potential and should be standard issue against smokers outside of designated smoking zones.

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    seriousfugu

    Shoot the person!

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    nisegaijin

    desert eagle

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    Den Den

    English-style gps ankle bracelet and restraining order is a good start.

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    Badge213

    Local Yakuza to "take care" of the problem.

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    akaguma

    force them to have a girlfriend

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    buggerlugs

    Have a large friend waiting on your way home who pulls them into a dark street to talk to them. that's what my friend did, except it was 4 rather large friends:)

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    helloklitty

    Step 1: Dig the grave; Step 2: ...

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    LoveUSA

    I think talking to the police is best. Because stalking is a criminal act.

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    frontandcentre

    Seriously,this is old...just pay your local yakuza 5man and you won't have stalker problems again.

    ....but then you have a Yakuza problem

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