What is the most effective way to deal with stalkers?

Saturday 18th April, 04:00 AM JST

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Helly at 02:06 PM JST - 18th April

The only way to deal with the stalker type is to put a size 13 in their arse. The people who become stalker are sick to begin with. You can't deal with them like normal people. It takes extreme measures to deal with them. If it is a guy stalking a girl, the dude needs to have his arse handed to him.
tokyocrawler at 02:35 PM JST - 18th April

sit them down make them cup of tea and listen to all their problems, suck through your teeth a lot...and realise that the poor fella has a right to stand in the rain outside a window if he wants to, and looking through your garbage is just a way to show how much he really cares....stalkers are just misunderstood people like you and me. stalkers need love too!

then quickly handcuff the retard, beat the living sh*t outa them and hand them over to the cops so they can really understand how their selfish actions are totally unaacceptable
kavikahi at 05:50 PM JST - 18th April

give them a gps implant.
Potsu at 08:52 PM JST - 18th April

Seriously,this is old...just pay your local yakuza 5man and you won't have stalker problems again.
soothsayer at 10:33 PM JST - 18th April

Flamethrower. Just make sure you tell the other people on the 5:13 Yamanote line from leaving Shinjuku to duck.
soothsayer at 10:35 PM JST - 18th April

Ignore that "from" in the previous post. But not the flamethrower. That has potential and should be standard issue against smokers outside of designated smoking zones.
seriousfugu at 10:40 PM JST - 18th April

Shoot the person!
nisegaijin at 12:16 AM JST - 19th April

desert eagle
Den Den at 02:04 AM JST - 19th April

English-style gps ankle bracelet and restraining order is a good start.
Badge213 at 03:16 PM JST - 19th April

Local Yakuza to "take care" of the problem.
akaguma at 05:27 PM JST - 19th April

force them to have a girlfriend
buggerlugs at 05:48 PM JST - 19th April

Have a large friend waiting on your way home who pulls them into a dark street to talk to them. that's what my friend did, except it was 4 rather large friends:)
helloklitty at 09:04 PM JST - 19th April

Step 1: Dig the grave; Step 2: ...
LoveUSA at 10:54 PM JST - 19th April

I think talking to the police is best. Because stalking is a criminal act.
frontandcentre at 12:49 PM JST - 21st April

Seriously,this is old...just pay your local yakuza 5man and you won't have stalker problems again.

....but then you have a Yakuza problem