An older student/friend gave me these 2 large Tin Cans with no labels on it to give to my parents for xmas when I was to go back. I had a funny feeling about the cans so I opened them up with a can opener and found a vibrator, lube, panties, etc in the one for my mom and condoms, gstring underwear, some pills etc for my dad. So glad i acted on my hunch!!
My student said he didn't know what was in them, just that one is meant for men and the other for women!
A punch to the face. I pulled an Ebizo about 20 years ago at a Christmas Party at a club, and the last thing I remember was some big biker guy reaching back and saying Merry Christmas! before he knocked the future out of me. You win some, you lose some.
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Disillusioned
A Christmas card with snow on it (in Australia).
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bass4funk
I "Fruitcake" house. Which shocked the hell outta me! Luckily, I resent it to a friend in Germany. The gift that keeps on giving.
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lovejapan21
An older student/friend gave me these 2 large Tin Cans with no labels on it to give to my parents for xmas when I was to go back. I had a funny feeling about the cans so I opened them up with a can opener and found a vibrator, lube, panties, etc in the one for my mom and condoms, gstring underwear, some pills etc for my dad. So glad i acted on my hunch!! My student said he didn't know what was in them, just that one is meant for men and the other for women!
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SiouxChef
lovejapan21 - Did your parents appreciate the gifts?
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pointofview
Raisin bread.
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Gurukun
A punch to the face. I pulled an Ebizo about 20 years ago at a Christmas Party at a club, and the last thing I remember was some big biker guy reaching back and saying Merry Christmas! before he knocked the future out of me. You win some, you lose some.
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METinTokyo
A partridge in a pear tree.
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BlackWidow
A David Bowie LP w/ the Laughing Gnome song.
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Mittsu
2 puppies
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koriyamaboy
Divorce papers.
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shinaykahn
a book with blank pages
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Bootsy
One uncooked sprout (I hate sprouts - very funny, Jo)
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MiuraAnjin
My receptionist.
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benhur
unprintable
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norinrad21
A company Christmas card
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ebisen
I'm sure the moderator will remove my message if I dare describe the strangest gift I got for Christmas...
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Taka313
I haven't received any strange gifts but I gave my brother a leg lamp from A Christmas Story last year for Christmas.
Taka
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ppokkiya
A handmade leather mini-flogger.
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