Not sure if this really fits in the useless present ever but once in a X-mas gift exchange, my then manager gave me the ugliest shirt I've ever seen in my entire life... 12 years later I still think that was the ugliest shirt ever.
It was Secret Santa at the office. This event is almost always a FAIL
I got a double VHS copy of Schindler's List.
Was I like....supposed to open that up on Christmas Day? Imagine that. "Hey kids, got a present here" Forget "Miracle on 34th Street". I've got Schindler's List right here. Lets pop this in the machine and spend the next 4 hours in Pandora's Box. This will put you in appreciative mode.
Kid 1: I wanna watch Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Kid 2: Can we watch Snoopy's Christmas Special.
Parent: Don't be silly. Everybody come over here in front of the TV. Here's a box of tissue.
In the Summer it was part of the yard sale. Nobody bought it.
I received a plastic colored iguana, I think you can buy them at the dollar shop, it wasn,t even a magnetic one where i could just stick on the fridge. I think i threw it away..
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iceshoecream
Not sure if this really fits in the useless present ever but once in a X-mas gift exchange, my then manager gave me the ugliest shirt I've ever seen in my entire life... 12 years later I still think that was the ugliest shirt ever.
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Brainiac
A Groucho Marx nose and glasses mask.
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FPSRussia
It was Secret Santa at the office. This event is almost always a FAIL
I got a double VHS copy of Schindler's List.
Was I like....supposed to open that up on Christmas Day? Imagine that. "Hey kids, got a present here" Forget "Miracle on 34th Street". I've got Schindler's List right here. Lets pop this in the machine and spend the next 4 hours in Pandora's Box. This will put you in appreciative mode.
Kid 1: I wanna watch Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Kid 2: Can we watch Snoopy's Christmas Special. Parent: Don't be silly. Everybody come over here in front of the TV. Here's a box of tissue.
In the Summer it was part of the yard sale. Nobody bought it.
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marcels
I received a plastic colored iguana, I think you can buy them at the dollar shop, it wasn,t even a magnetic one where i could just stick on the fridge. I think i threw it away..
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Cos
I have no idea what it is. That's not even decorative, and as it weights 30 kg, I've not taken it to Japan.
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Thunderbird2
A willy warmer!
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philsandoz
Thunderbird -- Snap! It was too small!
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concentratedsin
I received a snowman my aunt made from plaster. I think I would have appreciated it more if I was 70 year old lady.
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BertieWooster
Thunderbird2
I know those, they come in three sizes:
Small
Medium
and Liar
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