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Delusion Curry comes packaged with a DVD of a sexy model pretending to be your girlfriend

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By Casey Baseel, RocketNews24

Not everyone has the time or skills necessary to cook a tasty meal, which is why so many bachelors rely on microwavable and other instant foods when they get hungry. But most men will tell you everything in life is more enjoyable in the company of a beautiful woman, which is why this new brand of instant Japanese curry comes bundled with a DVD of a sexy model who will pretend to be your girlfriend while you eat it.

It’s true that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and for Japanese guys, curry is the high-speed expressway to his latent romantic feelings. But because curry is often cited by men as the food they most want their girlfriends to cook for them, for single guys eating a pack of instant curry alone can be a unique kind of deep melancholy.

But if you’re hungry for curry and female companionship, fear not, because novelty book shop Village Vanguard, which stocks a surprisingly large inventory of instant curries, has recently released Men’s Delusion Curry–Orange Flavor Featuring Mao Harada.

Included with the 200-gram serving of instant curry is a DVD starring 27-year-old gravure model Mao Harada, who’s also known by her nickname “Haradan.” The disc’s three chapters are:

  1. The Younger Girlfriend
  2. The Older Girl Who Lives Next Door and is Sort of Risqué
  3. Haradan Made a Home-Cooked Meal

For the record, oranges aren’t a common curry component in Japan. However, Harada hails from Ehime Prefecture, which is one of Japan’s top growers of the mandarin oranges called mikan in Japanese. We’re not sure how well citrus fruit actually goes with the spicy sweet flavors of Japanese curry, but if we’re being completely honest, the flavor of the curry itself probably isn’t the primary selling point here.

By the way, in those videos Harada is modeling a T-shirt with a picture of her own chest printed on it, which is also being sold by Village Vanguard. Pick one up at the same time as your 1,500-yen pack of Men’s Delusion Curry, slip it on your Cotton Wife, and you’ll be all set for a double-dose of dining with Haradan.

Source: Village Vanguard

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Shouldn't it be re-named 'Sad wanker curry' ?

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People need to get out more. Mix and Mingle. This pretend girlfriend stuff does not help the population growth rate.

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Utrack, that's the problem. Too many guys in Japan are glued to their stupid videos insted of getting out and trying to find a nice girl. Pathetic.

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This is almost hilarious but it is just too freakin sad.

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"a beautiful woman... will pretend to be your girlfriend"

The clue is in the title. The dictionary definition of "delusion" is: "belief in something that is not ​true"

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/delusion

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There must be a market for some of this BS, or they wouldn't keep coming up with this stuff.

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Wow, that is an aptly named food brand. Now if only they'll extend from curry to Delusion Steak, or Delusion Chips, they'll be breaking into new and un-explored territories. The ultimate stage will be a fully functional "Delusion Restaurant" chain.

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@HonestDictator - "The ultimate stage will be a fully functional "Delusion Restaurant" chain"

Yes, where the waitresses will pretend to be your girlfriend. I think they call them MAID CAFES!! :-)

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No .iso online?

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