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Wild monkey continues to elude Tokyo police

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  • Sarge at 12:59 PM JST - 6th September

    He dropped by my place the other day - I gave him a banana and wished him luck.

  • dr_jones at 01:06 PM JST - 6th September

    ...That may not be too surprising..."

    since many drunken Oyaji are doing the same.

  • cow76 at 01:43 PM JST - 6th September

    The police here couldn't catch a cold, let alone a monkey. Why are there idiot police with nets instead of professional animal handlers?

  • nisegaijin at 01:46 PM JST - 6th September

    somebody please post a pic of cops chasing monkey!!! Anyway, just shoot the damn thing... if you are more moral, haven't they heard of tranquilizers?

  • serindipity at 03:21 PM JST - 6th September

    It's OK. The police will get him when he comes in for a confession! And, he will also get a suspended sentence to be served in the mountains. - You've got to wonder why this monkey hasn't been spotted more regularly and captured when it's running loose in the most densely populated city in the world. Says a lot for the culture, doesn't it?

  • smithinjapan at 09:51 PM JST - 6th September

    Wait until he throws his defecate in a J-cop's face! Then he'll be labelled 'troublemaker' for sure! Hahahahaha.... this will definitely make international news!!

  • Ah_so at 01:13 AM JST - 7th September

    Just let the monkey be and stop wasting time and resources on catching him. How much harm can he be doing it?

  • franz75 at 02:06 AM JST - 7th September

    Should be in the entertainment section. This monkey has more talent than most of the people in this section...

  • kjunluc2 at 05:17 AM JST - 7th September

    He/she is just doing what comes natural; monkey shines. How about the ground-bound Homo erectus? Not only do they urinate on the ground but do worse things; steal bananas, money, bikes and ATM machines. If this monkey is docile don't monkey with it. Just let it be. It's probably bringing more joy than sorrow.

  • Badsey at 07:39 AM JST - 7th September

    Where are the Liberals? -and why isn't this Monkey's rights being protected? AFL-CIO (if said monkey is part of a union) NaaCM? ACLU?

  • irabujapanu at 08:14 AM JST - 7th September

    Think japanese police are happy to have such an extraordinary even in their life.Finally they have something to do than giving directions and cleaning streets.

  • Badsey at 08:41 AM JST - 7th September

    this monkey should put his name in for PM. He has shown clearly he can "run Tokyo" and can mostly run Japan as well.

  • medievaltimes at 10:46 AM JST - 7th September

    “Then the monkey urinated to the ground,” said Toyama. “What a troublemaker. We have to catch him as soon as possible.”

    I see humans doing this in Japan on a monthly basis.

  • Hughgarse at 10:08 AM JST - 8th September

    is that little bugger still about???

  • Itabashiku at 11:53 AM JST - 11th September

    I guess there are no tranquilizer guns in Japan. They should let loose one of the recent "knifers" or the 60 year-old lady that threatened the school, to rid Tokyo of this "troublemaker" that urinates in public.

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