Sunday May 27, 2012

Despair device

Despair device

Ever wonder where they come up with those numbers in lawsuits alleging emotional damages? Perhaps they’re calculated with the help of this handy gizmo from toymaker/genius factory Wiz, which will go on sale (to the public) Jan 24.

Has someone wronged, slighted or otherwise hurt you recently? Slap a monetary value on the transgression by inputting all the circumstances into this handy (Japanese-language) machine and hitting the “calculate emotional damages” button. For your convenience, the unit comes with three invoicing sheets to serve to the offender. It also functions as a standard abacus-killer as well. (Metropolis)

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    franz75

    Because getting compensation is a game.

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    Betting

    After reading the article, I simply .... despair.

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