Despair device
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Ever wonder where they come up with those numbers in lawsuits alleging emotional damages? Perhaps they’re calculated with the help of this handy gizmo from toymaker/genius factory Wiz, which will go on sale (to the public) Jan 24.
Has someone wronged, slighted or otherwise hurt you recently? Slap a monetary value on the transgression by inputting all the circumstances into this handy (Japanese-language) machine and hitting the “calculate emotional damages” button. For your convenience, the unit comes with three invoicing sheets to serve to the offender. It also functions as a standard abacus-killer as well. (Metropolis)












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franz75
Because getting compensation is a game.
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Betting
After reading the article, I simply .... despair.
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