Sunday May 27, 2012

Kano Sisters

Kano Sisters
PHOTO BY TARO FUJIMOTO

Kyoko, left, and Mika Kano appear at the Japan premiere of the film “Filth and Wisdom” (Japanese title is “Wonder Last”), which Madonna directed, at Roppongi Hills during the Tokyo International Film Festival Friday night. Mika said, “I met Madonna at the Academy Awards a few years ago. It was in the ladies’ room. She asked me what perfume my sister was using.” Asked about media criticism of herself, Kyoko said, “I always try to be honest about myself. I know it’s risky to say what you really feel. But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself.”

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    Lieutenant

    Is this a horror flick?

    "I met Madonna at the Academy Awards a few years ago"

    Ah so there's the connection.

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    Cortasaurus

    Wow botox much? these ladies scare me for how fake they look ;(

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    fatloser

    Madonna made a movie!? If they met her in the toilet she was probably rolling in her vomit. They really made a mistake with that rust colored hair.

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    gamera

    These chicks are hard on the eyes. Not as bad as Lohan yesterday but still I think they lose some street cred being in a film directed by "Gap Tooth"

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    Everton2

    Woo! Are they really women or trans genders?

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    onewrldoneppl

    madonna's not good at anythin'except shameless self-promotion. as such, the presence of the kano sisters and their fun-bags is only too appropriate.

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    neverknow2

    Woo! Are they really women or trans genders?

    I think trannys.

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    Lieutenant

    "But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself."

    Some more sage counsel from the girls with fake chests.

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    outofmydepth

    what ARE those things on their chests?????

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    8iamhappy8

    Yuck! Double yuck! Look like transgender to me!

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    Anung

    man they lookin' kind of rough

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    Lieutenant

    Filth and Wisdom

    Which is which?

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    wargalley20011

    Madonna gave them fashion tips too.

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    rjd_jr

    these two are the jocelyn wildenstein of Japan. Freaky and scarier by the day.

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    BlackFlag

    absolutely hideous women, that carpet is a shocker too

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    shuuu

    What is this, a game of "Which one is the man?"

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    kenchan

    But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself

    as if they knew who they are anymore....what aload of crock

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    Bogi

    Wow, how about these last 3 pics of the day! All downhill since Hiromi Nishiuchi, but we appreciate the effort JT. Follow these rules for a higher success rate: Japanese, under 25 (Aya Sugimoto an exception perhaps), bikini/lingerie.

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    Samuraiiki

    man, when I thought I would be the first to start with it, somebody beat me to it. I have noticed that during Halloween, Japanese make themselves more decrepit looking. These transvestites looking couple have been fooling people all this time. Look like horse meat to me.

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    velocityboy

    My comment on this photo of Kano and Kano is this, yuck and yuck!

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    haytkayokomiya

    Lots o mileage between those 2.

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    Sarge

    "the film Filth and Wisdom ( Japanese title is Wonder Last )"

    That makes sense.

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    rtrhead1

    wow. these two are some trashy skanks. do my fellow men even think these two actually look good?

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    555Book

    Ha ha...actually I do have my favourite J-Pop artists in their 40's whom I had wanted to mention, but judging from the general responses I think I had rather do them a favour by keeping quiet.

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    blvtzpk

    Ah, Kano 'Sisters' costumes - just in time for Halloween!!!

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    jerseyboy

    Maybe the worst they've ever looked. Not aging well -- for sure. As Bogi said, give me Aya Sugimoto anytime/any day.

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    TokyoGas

    Egad! These two are looking pretty rough.

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    GW

    come on JT ZOMBIES two days in a row yr scarying the hell outta us!

    Zombies with implants even scarier

    sick sic sick

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    Triumvere

    Seriously, a better advertisment for avoiding plastic surgery I could not imagine.

    Ladies, natural is best.

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    YangYong

    Wow, freak show. They look as if they're on opium based medication.

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    Osakadaz

    halloween has never looked scarier than these two trolls.

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    jipster

    Kyoko -'filth' Mika -'wisdom'..not to spend so much money making her face look like she is living in a wind tunnel

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    ptolemy

    Looking at them makes me want to lose my Nissin Cup Noodles. Roppongi makes the freaks come out.

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    some14some

    Thought these were sculptures made from amalgam.

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    Sarge

    Kyoko Kano: "you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself."

    Can't argue with that.

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    jeancolmar

    Actually, if you closely, it's really a bad photograph of the Kono sisters. Awful lighting and colors. Posing is dreadful.

    But besides that, their outfits clash with each other and their makeup, particularly around the eyes, looks like it was done on a subway train by a junior high school girl.

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    linxi

    guys give them some credit, dont expect them to hid just because they are not pretty...

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    sarcasm123

    "My comment on this photo of Kano and Kano is this, yuck and yuck!"

    My comment on Kano and Kano in general is yuck and yuck.

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    chimpokoman

    I've never heard of them. Are they women?

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    Anung

    We found the latest winners of the Metropolis 'Glitter Ball'!!! Hooray!

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    Zer00

    Looks like chandler's dad and mom from friends!

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    imacat

    Kyoko Kano is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

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    Blue_Tiger

    The glories of plastic surgery at their finest.

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    Anomaly_Jr

    The freaks are back. JT - take a close look at the comments above. Not good for advertising...

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    OnTheRecord

    They look kinda disgusting. What is the obsession with these "things".

    i find their look offensive and a bad example to impressionable young ladies.

    Get them out of the media!!

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    DerekTrotter

    Blimey!!! they can't be birds, they must be geezers with their bits and bobs cut off.

    Who's going to want a bird looking like that? They look like something outta Hellraiser films, hahahaha.

    Blimey, even Rodney wouldn't touch them with a bargepole and that's saying summink.

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    Deepinside

    the left one looks like a Thai She-male,,isn´t he.sorry (she)....

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    WilliB

    Kyoko looks scary. Definitely not eye-candy.

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    BlackFlag

    51 comments, none too positive. I hope their publicist reads this

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    rurika

    How repulsive, especially Kyoko. Let this photo serve as a warning: this is what you will look like after 2 decades of plastic surgery.

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    Blue_Tiger

    It begs the question, "What did these two look like before the Plastic Surgery?"

    I truly wonder....?

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    BlackFlag

    a lot better than they do now I expect

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    BlackFlag

    kyoko has arms like a turkey leg

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    cuddles20008

    Quote: Kyoko said, “I always try to be honest about myself. I know it’s risky to say what you really feel. But you are wasting your life if you are not true to yourself.”Unquote.

    True to yourself with enhanced breasts, Yea way to go Kyoko thats being honest.

    I notice neither is married, Hmmmm No pressure from the parents???

    cuddles

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    helloklitty

    This thread is a perfect example of the "piling on" nature of internet posting. Sure, I think they are a couple of scags, but I've got the decency to keep it to myself.

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    Sarge

    I must admit, my 2:24 PM post is like a breath of fresh air compared to all the negative posts here.

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    Freespeech

    What news polymer are these manikins made of ?

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    Kijimuna

    Hotties! Woot woot.

    Only kidding!

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    cuddles20008

    helloklitty at 11:29 PM JST - 25th October

    This thread is a perfect example of the "piling on" nature of internet posting. Sure, I think they are a couple of scags, but I've got the decency to keep it to myself.

    UNTIL NOW!!!!

    Hhahahaha

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    cuddles20008

    NEWR FLASH NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You know on an airplane when the demonstrate the inflating of the life vest and you can inflate the manually from a side blow up tube.

    I hear the kano sister can do the same think with their breasts the blow up tube is under their armpit.

    EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Grosss

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    PepinGalarga

    this is like the last 5 minutes of "Death becomes her" with Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn. look it up.

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    anonymouswoman

    oh forgive me but they look like gays who had a total change. actually, the Thai gays are even prettier compared to them. they look so yuckkkyyy and scary....JT please do not put them on the cover again, have pity with your readers....thank you

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    anonymouswoman

    i forgot to mention, when i saw them during a premier night at roppongi hills of the movie ocean 12 or 13, sorry, forgot, they look so fake especially those boobies....so fake and you will not really be attracted, and Kyoko looks really scary

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    Nessie

    No-one can hold a candle to them. In fact, with all that plastic, any open flame is a bad idea.

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    Sarge

    If Kyoko and Mika read these comments, would they laugh or cry?

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    cracaphat

    Laugh, cause they got more money.

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    anonymouswoman

    even if they got more money, are they happy? i am sure they can't go out without wearing a thick make-up all over their face and body...those shiny thing right there on their chest.

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    Freakenese

    Nutty Chicks

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    Wottock_Hunt

    Kyoko looks like a burns victim...

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