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5 North Koreans positive at women's World Cup

Sports Jul. 17, 2011 - 06:51AM JST ( 11 )

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whiskeysourJul. 17, 2011 - 08:02AM JST

Ban them for 20 years
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jforceJul. 17, 2011 - 09:35AM JST

Gee, by the headline I figured this was about their attitude. But then I remembered it was about North Korea ... so I read on. Lightning, eh. Nice one.
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paulinusaJul. 17, 2011 - 10:25AM JST

Musk gland steroids? It's possible, but I'm sceptical.
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paulinusaJul. 17, 2011 - 01:36PM JST

“It was very complex,” FIFA chief medical officer Jiri Dvorak said, especially since the type of steroids had “never before appeared and never before been determined ."

"All experts concluded there were “positive findings of an unknown origin,” Dvorak said.

So no one knows nothing at all but ...

“We can really say with far-reaching confidence that these steroids were the result of this so-called Chinese traditional medicine.”

I can really say with far reaching confidence that this guy sounds like a knucklehead.
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smithinjapanJul. 17, 2011 - 01:45PM JST

So they accidentally doped up after being hit by lightning? right....
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presto345Jul. 17, 2011 - 02:28PM JST

The North Koreans refused to elaborate on the circumstances of the lightning incident.

Enough to raise suspicions.
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KwaabishJul. 17, 2011 - 03:42PM JST

LIke NK had any credibility to begin with, anyway.
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lostrune2Jul. 17, 2011 - 05:31PM JST

Maybe it's another new steroid, like the case with the "Clear" from BALCO (re: Barry Bonds). A NK state-manufactured one, ala East Germany.

The lightning story was just a ready-made "pre-excuse" just in case the FIFA labs detect it.
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warnerbroJul. 19, 2011 - 10:00AM JST

And then a tornado flung them into a vat of stanozolol that was secretly placed nearby by the CIA. When they crawled out, an evil goblin genetically created by Tojo's heirs with the help of MI6 held them down and injected them with HGH. And that was before radiation deliberately released by the Kan regime blew over them, causing their livers to make banned substances.
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NessieJul. 19, 2011 - 10:10AM JST

The scandal is they doped up good and still had their assses handed to them.
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NetNinjaJul. 19, 2011 - 10:19AM JST

When Cheese Fails - Doped up and still lost? Poetic Justice indeed.

Definitely struck by lightning but not literally.