World Cup in Brazil to be 1st to offer seats for obese

Thankfully, this won't be such a major problem for the Japanese if Tokyo gets the Olympics. Is obesity classed as a disability? I remember Homer Simpson piling on the weight to avoid going to his job at the nuclear plant.

A classic Simpsons episode. I'm guessing all these seats will be in the vicinity of the snack bar.

stop watching soccer and get up to play the sport instead

They're obviously expecting a certain near-neighbour from up north to qualify....