Monday May 28, 2012

If freed from jail, Lohan still shackled by order

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    Klein2

    "When Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley asked to argue that bail should be set, Fox’s reply was simple: “Nope.”

    Bailiffs closed in and Lohan stood up. Her estranged father, Michael, said “Oh God,” as she was handcuffed and solemnly led from the courtroom."

    LOL Li Lo She will be saying OOOPS for about a month.

    “This is certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences.”

    You know how I know she is lying? Because she is saying it now. Not a month ago. And when she steps out of jail, her "ordeal" will be over and her friends will kiss and hug her and ask her to party, and she will say SURE!

    So who will be arrested next, Paris or LiLO? Looks like LiLo has a huge lead here because she cannot possibly be arrested while incarcerated, so she basically has a one month lead on Paris. Paris has a lot further to go before hitting bottom, too, so I don't know. Paris dodged a bullet by avoiding Japan and Malaysia. If she can keep it up until LiLo has her prison coming-out party, she will have it won.

    My prediction stands. One or the other will be arrested before Valentine's Day. Mark your calendars.

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    Klein2

    “You can never tell when the light will come on.”

    But if the bulb is dim enough, it never comes on.

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    Beelzebub

    I feel much safer now knowing she's not out walking the streets.

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    elbudamexicano

    What happened to the 3 strikes you are out for 20 years law in California??

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    smithinjapan

    A month isn't that long. I just hope she learns from it this time.

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    smithinjapan

    Klein: I agree with you, one of them will be in the klink again before Valentine's. I am sorely tempted to say Paris, but the problem with Paris is she can always pay off a friend to take the fall while she escapes with warnings.

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    benhur

    good riddance bad rubbish!

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    Wolfpack

    She must like the orange jumpsuits and the food.

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    METinTokyo

    She's out on appeal, no more jail time for now.

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    michaelqtodd

    The general public good dictates that she plays the part of Linda Lovelace in that movies asap.For that reason set LiLo free!

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    Klein2

    Smith: I know. That is what makes it interesting. Paris is the much sweeter target because you know you can get a bribe or something out of it if you just make an accusation, and as her record of incidents grows longer, the price is going up. LiLo is under close scrutiny and is more likely to get caught and arrested. I don't know. It is such a tossup.

    Michael, you probably don't know this, but Lovelace became a housewife in suburban Denver and eventually died there of cancer. She says she was forced to make the movies. She was pretty sad about it.

    Actually, am I dense? Lindsay Lohan > Linda Lovelace > They are both LiLo. Did everyone else notice this? Am I the first?

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