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Man caught at NZ airport with 44 lizards in pants

World Jan. 27, 2010 - 05:34AM JST ( 17 )

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yabitsJan. 27, 2010 - 07:31AM JST

For the sake of the title, let's just be glad he wasn't trying to smuggle out a fairly large snake.
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TessaJan. 27, 2010 - 07:44AM JST

Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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The758Jan. 27, 2010 - 08:06AM JST

First explosives hidden in underwear, now wildlife. I expect we'll all have to fly naked from now on ...
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Taka313Jan. 27, 2010 - 08:32AM JST

Hat's off to the writer of that headline.

THAT grabbed my attention.

And the jokes just write themselves from that point on.

Taka
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bushloverJan. 27, 2010 - 08:46AM JST

"Sir, your lizard is poking it's head out of your trousers."
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TheQuestionJan. 27, 2010 - 09:19AM JST

Is that a lizard in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

Beat me to it. Curses.
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sharky1Jan. 27, 2010 - 10:23AM JST

What part of his underwear were they sewn into??? Was Hans getting a cheap thrill in flight??? Was he trying to get in the "Mile High" club with lizards??? This is too funny for words...
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sydenhamJan. 27, 2010 - 11:03AM JST

"We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening."

I don't know which is more frightening, armadillos or lizards.
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tclhJan. 27, 2010 - 11:06AM JST

how come? when I counted them it was 45.:-)
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BeelzebubJan. 27, 2010 - 11:14AM JST

If it had happened in Japan, the lizards would have been detained in Ushiku as illegal immigrants.
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AltriaJan. 27, 2010 - 11:15AM JST

There once was a man named Hans

Who shoved some lizards down his pants...
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sabiwabiJan. 27, 2010 - 11:16AM JST

I'd love to see the body-scan image!
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pamelotJan. 27, 2010 - 11:17AM JST

44 lizards, and a one eyed snake... Sounds like a country western song.
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ca1ic0catJan. 27, 2010 - 12:17PM JST

Too bad geckos don't have teeth. But can you imagine them climbing all over with those funny adhesive feet of theirs? Let's see, 44 x 4 is 176 sticky little feet....oh my!
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bobbafettJan. 27, 2010 - 01:13PM JST

For the sake of the title, let's just be glad he wasn't trying to smuggle out a fairly large snake.

NZ does not have snakes I believe. I wonder what would have happened if he we to drain the lizard on the plane?
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goddogJan. 27, 2010 - 02:14PM JST

Wasn't it 43 lizards? And one, whoops!