Martha Stewart banned from Britain

Saturday 21st June, 05:50 AM JST

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OssanULTRA at 09:03 AM JST - 21st June

Obviously Martha Stewart is a threat to the entire United Kingdom. Good show lads!
RedMeatKoolAid at 09:12 AM JST - 21st June

Do British authorities really want turn away an Anglophile as influential as Martha Stewart? She knows it's as easy as showing up in a hijab next time. She'd waltz through. Do they really want that over loads of tourist cashola?
The_Marion at 10:28 AM JST - 21st June

A woman who loves dogs as she does, can't be all bad. She is welcome to our home (My wife and I) any time. I will have to whole town fall out. We have a population of 125 with a like amount of doggies.
skipthesong at 10:33 AM JST - 21st June

She's Polish? And she admits it?
Triumvere at 11:31 AM JST - 21st June

I'm Polish. Your point?
Pukey2 at 11:31 AM JST - 21st June

So was she cooking the books as well as the food? They should ban the criminal Paris Hilton too.
sdmsec at 11:43 AM JST - 21st June

The Britains are very short-sighted. Christmas is just around the corner. Where do they think fruit-cakes come from - the fruit-cake fairy? They'll be begging her pardon when the spiced pine cones don't arrive.
SuperLib at 11:57 AM JST - 21st June

If only America could be so lucky...
skipthesong at 01:43 PM JST - 21st June

triumiere: If you are Polish from Poland, than cool. But if you are one of those Polish-Americans, you have to admit, it just isn't cool. I mean, how many jokes are there against Polish people?

"They should ban the criminal Paris Hilton too" You mean, they let Paris in and not Martha? Paris was jailed too.
WilliB at 04:14 PM JST - 21st June

Thats right. Jihadists can enter left right and center and get support from the government, but the British government has correctly identified the biggest threat to the state: Martha Stewart! Congratulations, Britain. Honestly, one could not make this up.
skipthesong at 04:47 PM JST - 21st June

WilliB: you took the words right out of my mouth!
adaydream at 05:11 PM JST - 21st June

She's a terrorist.

Kinda equalizes the barring of Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) from this country because he's a terrorist. < :-)
Triumvere at 05:32 PM JST - 21st June

Nah, Polish-American. Only 50% at that. Seriously, though, I thought the polish jokes were old hat now. Or, to be more accurate, had simply been recycled for use against the next minority group. All it takes is swithing "Polish" to something else.