N Korean leader tells army to prepare for war

Please someone give fat boy a Big Mac

Forget Ground Hog Day or the coming of swallows, or even the cherry blossoms. You know that spring is on the way when fat boy in Pyongyang (the son of the late Elvis in Pyongyang) comes out of hibernation, scratches himself, passes wind and then tells his army that its time for war because the US-South Korea are doing their annual war games.

This truly is a right of passage....

The communist north, clinging doggedly to a discredited political system, is an orphaned surrogate of the defunct Soviet Union - a backward state with a downslide economy. The North Koreans are still banking time and drawing dividends of advantage.

BS! This is just communist propaganda in order to rally their people together with mind controlling tactics, nothing more. A classic way to gather people together by assigning everyone a common enemy.

Yet this dictator loves the Chicago Bulls, D Rodman & MJ. He needs to watch "The Interview."

He's been fattening up in preparation for the war.

and this war can all be fought on the new video game release.

Kim called on the military to train hard in order “to tear to pieces the Stars and Stripes”

With what? Second hand Russian and Chinese weapons and planes? I could probably defeat North Korea with an FN Five seveN and and a single Katana. I'm not sure which is the bigger joke: North Korea's military assets or North Korea's government.

In the restroom, bathroom or toilet area (whatever it is called) the message next to the electric hand blower dryer says, "Push for a message from the "leader." How many times can he be Chicken Little? Answer as many times he wants because the result of his "hot air" is no war. Yep, he won the battle and avoided war again. Hello media, stop giving him the publicity that the NK people can access on the limited internet service.