keep your watermelon. Vitamin V all the way!! For that little extra boost cause not all of us get our required sleep and that with the effects of alcohol well.... Vitamin V to the rescue.
Well damn, I guess soon I'll start receiving offers for "orriginaal cheapp watremelons" in my spam box together with offers from Nigerian princes and ads for cheap Rolex replicas...
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Altria at 03:49 PM JST - 3rd July
Could it be that size is determined by diet, not by genetics?
some14some at 03:58 PM JST - 3rd July
May or may not be true, but Viagra is available all season and has proven results...so? yeah i will enjoy watermelon and relax in summer time.
skipthesong at 04:00 PM JST - 3rd July
Puerto Rican Rum and watermelon on a hot summer night on the beach.. a few Ninas, who needs viagra?
Sarge at 04:38 PM JST - 3rd July
"The problem you have when you eat a lot of watermelon is you tend to run to the bathroom more"
Also, your wallet tends to be lighter. 400 yen for an eighth of a watermelon! Yeah, you can get a whole one for about 1300 yen, but still...
Ah_so at 04:44 PM JST - 3rd July
So watermelon causes cramp and makes you run to the bathroom more - just the ticket to ensure the passion on the futon dies.
WilliB at 05:25 PM JST - 3rd July
Ah, the classic question: Is that a watermelon in your pocket, or do you really like me?
rajakumar at 06:42 PM JST - 3rd July
More water melon stories, how many did have this month. ZZZZZ.....ZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZ.
bushlover at 09:41 PM JST - 3rd July
keep your watermelon. Vitamin V all the way!! For that little extra boost cause not all of us get our required sleep and that with the effects of alcohol well.... Vitamin V to the rescue.
PrinceskaNo1 at 11:04 PM JST - 3rd July
Sarge, do you need to eat watermelons in order to... you know what...?
SuperLib at 11:27 PM JST - 3rd July
Big melons can help with an erection? And this is news?
usaexpat at 11:53 PM JST - 3rd July
whatever swells your mellon I guess.
Triumvere at 01:17 AM JST - 4th July
That's funny; eating a watermelon this afternoon failed to result in a giant boner.
adaydream at 03:03 AM JST - 4th July
I bought my melon.
Off to nudie camp for the 4th of July celebration.
It'll be a blast. < :-)
DoctorTofu at 07:22 AM JST - 4th July
Well damn, I guess soon I'll start receiving offers for "orriginaal cheapp watremelons" in my spam box together with offers from Nigerian princes and ads for cheap Rolex replicas...
bushlover at 09:08 PM JST - 4th July
Rock Hard erections and no seed? Sounds like paradise.
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