Santa arrives in Nagoya from Finland

cancel my finnair reservation

 

This is pure bull. Santa is at the North Pole scrambling to finish making all the toys I ordered.

 

I thought everyone knew that Santa lives in the North Pole but apparently the Japanese Santa lives in Finland.I know that there is a Santa town in Finland but the original Santa story is as far as I know about a Santa in the North Pole.
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This is a FAKE Santa.

Shame on Finland. The real Santa's movements have been tracked by
NORAD for over 50 years. Started at the height of the cold war. When the it was thought the Russkies was going to pull a fast one and launch a couple of ICBM's over the North Pole on Christmas Eve, using Santa as cover for their nefarious commie schemes.
Santa is always tracked leaving the North Pole leaving Mrs. Claus with a severe elf problem for one night.
Elf's are notorious for bad behavior when the boss is away and the egg nog starts flowing.
Besides Finland actually EATS Reindeer. Shame, Shame Finland for trying to scam a few bucks off the Santa name.

http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

Proof positive of where the real Santa comes from. Glad those boys and girls at NORAD are on the job 24/7.

 

He is in fact one of the many clones of the original. One year prior to the Christmas they serve, dormant 2 year old clones that have been metabolically accelerated to appear around 70 years old are awakened from their pre-natal chamber to train for the Yule-tide task ahead.

Unfortunately Santa cloning research is still in its infancy and this one, like the rest suffer from short telomeres in their DNA since the stem-cell sample was taken from Santa when he was middle-aged. This causes the cells of the clones to decay and therefore subject them to premature aging effects that puts them out of use after serving the one Christmas season. This obviously causes much resentment among the clones, however the organisation that administers the Santas, known as the 'Arctic Vanguard' has fitted the beards of each clone with remote explosives that can be activiated by a Vanguard official and kill the clones instantly, thus loyalty is assured.

 

He is in fact one of the many clones of the original. One year prior to the Christmas they serve, dormant 2 year old clones that have been metabolically accelerated to appear around 70 years old are awakened from their pre-natal chamber to train for the Yule-tide task ahead.

Unfortunately Santa cloning research is still in its infancy and this one, like the rest suffer from short telomeres in their DNA since the stem-cell sample was taken from Santa when he was middle-aged. This causes the cells of the clones to decay and therefore subject them to premature aging effects that puts them out of use after serving the one Christmas season. This obviously causes much resentment among the clones, however the organisation that administers the Santas, known as the 'Arctic Vanguard' has fitted the beards of each clone with remote explosives that can be activiated by a Vanguard official and kill the clones instantly, thus loyalty is assured.

However, recently a clone by serial number 243-D31XA2 which has taken the identity by name of "Dominic Le Aigre" has somehow unlocked the remote detonation mechanism in his beard and threatened to disclose to the children of the world that the real Santa has been dead for almost 70 years and about the cones unless the Vanguard gives him access to the "Forbidden Vault of Saint Nicholas"

 

I hope Finland Santa and North Pole Santa can patch up their doctrinal differences before Christmas, otherwise we could see a rise in sectarian violence between their followers.

 

It seems there's more than enough santa clauses out there!

 

While you are there, grab me my PS3 since Sony can't seem to get them to the USA anytime soon.

 

Here's your corporate-sponsored-presents kids! We have a limited amount, so for those of you are left out, too bad. Go ask your parents for money, or wait til next year!

 

There we are Santa's here, proving that he's real. Now all we need is the second coming of Christ so that all those religious types can put me in my place. Ain't gonna happen though...

 

Why does the Japanese people think Santa comes from Finland?

 

Yes, I hope to not see a new insurgency from the Finland Santa followers against the North Pole Santa followers. That would be a bloody conflict.

 

Everyone knows Santa lives in the North Pole, in Canada. If you write him a letter there he'll write you back:)