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76waystofly at 01:34 PM JST - 15th November

Can't the founder get a surprise groin trample every couple of hours in the meantime?

Posted in Aum founder Asahara files retrial petition at 01:34 PM JST - 15th November
76waystofly at 01:13 PM JST - 15th November

Oh Suzanne, we all know you're just using this as a stepping stone to be named Secretary of Lunch.

Posted in Suzanne named 'breakfast ambassador' at 01:13 PM JST - 15th November
76waystofly at 06:29 AM JST - 14th November

Beyonce's curtailing her trip to Japan???

NOOOO!!!

Oh, the humanity...

Posted in Beyonce curtails Japan trip to celebrate Obama's win at 06:29 AM JST - 14th November
76waystofly at 02:03 AM JST - 14th November

January 22, 2012. Retiring to her study, President Palin prepares her agenda for the next day.

First: schedule invite with the President of Africa; Second: sale at Neiman-Marcus; Third: get Charlie Gibson fired; Fourth: schedule round table with Prime Minister of South America; Fifth: call Joe Biden for botox advice.

Posted in Palin says woman on ticket could help in 2012 at 02:03 AM JST - 14th November
76waystofly at 01:29 AM JST - 14th November

Let Mullah Omar coexist with Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-Il, Mugabe and Edward M. Liddy: the bad guys more often than not get what they deserve from their own in due time.

For the past seven years I have tempered my criticism of the Bush administration based on the cards the United…

Posted in 21 killed in attack on U.S. convoy in Afghanistan at 01:29 AM JST - 14th November
76waystofly at 01:37 PM JST - 13th November

Only in Japan could you get "indicted" for selling ganja -- by the gram, no less.

LOL -- "Book 'em, Danno!"

Bring this reefer madness to an end once and for all!

Posted in Arrested Keio student says he bought marijuana from university acquaintance at 01:37 PM JST - 13th November
76waystofly at 12:46 PM JST - 13th November

Sarah Palin: you should be gosh-darn tootin' ashamed of yourself; paying $120K for a DKNY outfit! Anyone who's anyone knows spending less than $200K before leaving Saks Fifth Avenue would look like a pauper!

Incidentally, how much were Biden's eyelifts again?

Posted in Palin denounces her critics as cowardly at 12:46 PM JST - 13th November
76waystofly at 12:29 PM JST - 13th November

Barack Obama? Capable of becoming a "dictator"? Preposterous!

It's not like he could seduce enough people to fill Invesco Field at Mile High, or Grant Park in Chicago, or the Tiergarten in Berlin -- the way Kim Jong-Il could fill the May Day Stadium in Pyongyang!

Actually, wait a minute...

Posted in U.S. congressman warns of Obama dictatorship at 12:29 PM JST - 13th November
76waystofly at 11:59 AM JST - 13th November

So NeuroFocus can really help our clients to do better marketing.

What a revolutionary achievement in the study of cognitive manipulation!

Perhaps NeuroFocus can scan my brain waves and hear me beg for mercy; from having to endure the agony of seeing Masanobu Takashima's goofy face again in another hokey…

Posted in Research firms scan brain waves to improve marketing at 11:59 AM JST - 13th November
76waystofly at 10:43 AM JST - 13th November

If only a vocal coach could've aided her attempts to match pitch...

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me love...

Posted in Yoko Ono aids status of London college art sale at 10:43 AM JST - 13th November