Wednesday February 15, 2012

AlfGarnett's past comments

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    AlfGarnett

    I pity Man U glory hunters. Ther'ye like little kids that must have the latest toy and follow the most popular pop band.

    Strewth, chamions of the world? The teams in there was rubbishy. WEst Ham would(ve won the final at least 5 nil. Man U can even play attractive football. Hope the ref and linesmen enjoy their bonus!!

    Posted in: Manchester United wins Club World Cup final

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    AlfGarnett

    Bet the ref is happy wiv his pay off from Ferguson and his mates.

    Posted in: Manchester United wins Club World Cup final

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    AlfGarnett

    She was probably to thick to remeber how to lock her door and set her burglar alarm, know what i mean?

    Posted in: Paris Hilton's home robbed of $2 million in jewelry

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    AlfGarnett

    I'm skint, and i live in bleeding BRitain. But the Japanese whilst enjoying cheap imports won't sell any of their now over priced good will they?

    Inj Britain imported grub is sky high. 69 pence for a packet of frog apples, i ask ya. Japan will suffer like we all are.

    Posted in: Japanese consumers enjoy benefits of strong yen

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    AlfGarnett

    bebert- Rhodesia had nothing to do with America. Totally British.

    Posted in: Mugabe says 'Zimbabwe is mine'

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    AlfGarnett

    JoeBigs- Yeah mate i agree. No wonder these animal lovers protest this.

    Posted in: Protests in China over cats on the menu

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    AlfGarnett

    ihavearrived- Glory hunters mate!! You support your local team even if they're total crap. It's called loyalty. Anyone can support who wins the most. West Ham is a deprived area, the BRitish government pumped millions into Manchester to make it richer, and now they keep winning. When it's all about who's richest the soul of the game is gone. Manchester will thrash Osaka most probably with their multi million Pound players ane control of the FA and UEFA, they can'T lose.

    I hope Osaka win. Support your local team. Up the Hammers!!!

    Posted in: Manchester United arrives in Japan

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    AlfGarnett

    Wish it was Geoff Capes who throwed the shoe, he wouldn't have missed.

    Blimey, he might even have knocked some sense into Mr Thicko.

    Posted in: Bush dodges shoe protest during visit to Iraq

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    AlfGarnett

    Bloody stinking rich Man Utd make me throw up with their rich fans eating their prawn sandwiches. They've got money to bribe their way to success, mark my words!!

    West Ham should have represented Europe, they play the most attractive football, and they don't fall over getting free penalties all the time.

    Posted in: Manchester United arrives in Japan

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    AlfGarnett

    Wish ths shoe had hit him and given Bush a nice shiner.

    That wod've taken the silly grin he always has on his race.

    Posted in: Bush dodges shoe protest during visit to Iraq

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    AlfGarnett

    Blimey he was like some second rate warm up geezer i used to see when i took Elsie out before the war whilst we was courting. Blimey, he does have a big fan club.

    Maybe there is a multiple personality problem going on or summink.

    Bet anyone he'll never be a household name, too vain old boy, too vain!

    Posted in: The Silk voice

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    AlfGarnett

    They won'T be bying for long. Americans are bracic lint and their credit cards are full p. It's another depression and they wanna play wiv bleeding toys, daft innit!

    Posted in: Video game sales shine in U.S. despite economic gloom

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    AlfGarnett

    They had abaht this on the BBC a bit ago.

    Blooming fatties should try living on a pensioners money, wouldn't have man boobs then. Or maybe tehy is just kinky like. You know, like wearing womens clobber an all that.

    Maybe younger men should exercise and lay offf the American fast food junk and you don't get womens style bodies.

    Posted in: Men's bras getting a lot of support

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    AlfGarnett

    We'd do a much better job ridding this dictator without innocents death than any other country.

    America couldn't beat a bunch of illiterate Vietnamese awith antique weaponary.

    Prepare for the rebirth of Rhodesia and prosperity and happiness for the Zimbabwen people.

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    Thanks for your support Mr Rope, sounds like you're another true veteren who knows tyrants like Mugabe must be eliminated and the country will be rebuilt with the kindness of the British people and taxpayers. Maybe it is our penance for doing bad things in our past, unlike some countries who always fink they is good guys. Bring back democracy in Zimbabwe now!!

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    TooFarGone- We often cut deals, that is why we had the largest ever empire. We also took out people like Mugabe , swiftly and effectively. Mugabe will be gone soon, the bugger, and thousands of innocents won't die and wedding cerermonies will be safe.

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    TooFarGone- And as for taking out "bad guys" Dude. Mugabe is a liar, who we can and should take out as head of the commonwealth. In Vietnam we offered Americans Jungle training, they refused, look what happend. US troops are not best in the world British are, Mugabe knows it, and is terrified we'll have his guts for garters for letting his people suffer.

    After all America aint bovvered unless oil's involved anyways.

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    TooFarGone- It only took us a handfull of troops to take out some other naughty people in Africa recently. Zimbabwe would be taken in days if not hours. They have no functioning military.

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    Knob ends who stares at me for being foreign.

    Posted in: What bad manners annoy you the most in public places?

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    AlfGarnett

    Club world cup, Adelaide and Waitakere aint exactly big names in football is they.

    Nah, West Ham would clobber the lot, that's why we aint there, the other teams is too scared like.

    Posted in: Adelaide beats Waitakere in Club World Cup opener

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