Thursday February 16, 2012

AlfGarnett's past comments

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    AlfGarnett

    Send in the SAS, wallop, the git is gone. Do it proper lijke we done in the old days. Send in British troops, some grub and medical supplies and set up a proper government if they're capabale over there. Britain aint going to give innocent people or even bad ones cholera. That Mugabe should have been taken out long ago, bleeding mug!

    Posted in: Zimbabwe accuses Britain of cholera 'genocide'

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    AlfGarnett

    West Ham would wipe the floor wiv all them teams, but they wasn't invited!!! Adelaide and Waitakere couldn't even beat Millwall or Orient. What type of Club World Cup are that? Up the Hammers!!

    Posted in: Adelaide beats Waitakere in Club World Cup opener

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    AlfGarnett

    Whiskey. Churchill won a war drunk on it. It would do her a world of good, wouldn't have a care in the world. Can't beat a good old fashioned Scotch as a natural remedy like.

    Posted in: What's your recommendation for helping Crown Princess Masako recover fully from whatever is ailing her?

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    AlfGarnett

    Here we go. As soon as that Obama fool is elected it's massacres and carnage in Iraq.

    Strewth, don't America ever learn or nuffink? The suicide bombers and their mates is gonna take over the country when the Yanks leave. Mark my word, you'll see.

    Posted in: Suicide bomber strikes restaurant in northern Iraq, killing 55

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    AlfGarnett

    SStrewth, the warmongers have done it again.

    Bleeding heck, how many do they kill by fiendly fire? They aint got a clue no wonder they can't find Bin Laden or even beat a handfull of thick Iraq's.

    Posted in: 6 Afghan police killed in mistaken U.S. strike

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    AlfGarnett

    Blimey, this is a tourist spot. As usual the Japanese are putting people off from visiting, (on purposei reckon). They'll only lose out in the end, you'll see. And another thing when you see japanese tourists all yous see is bleeding camera flashes, so how can they moan, the Philistines?

    Posted in: Tourists to be barred from Tsukiji tuna auctions for a month

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    AlfGarnett

    I saw Silk in Lopndon. The buffooon was useless, could hardly hold a note.

    Strewth, geezer was worser than George Formby , and that's saying somethink innit!

    Posted in: The Silk voice

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    AlfGarnett

    A club world cup without West Ham? That's a mockery.

    Manchester United are only champions of Europe because they are rich. Strewth, greasing a few palms on their way to the championship.

    As for Oceania and all that, blimey them teams is well rubbish, even Spurs could beat them most probabaly.

    Without West ham is tournamnet is meaningless, they play the most attractive football in the world, but no-one ever lets them win!

    Posted in: Seven teams to vie for FIFA Club World Cup

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    AlfGarnett

    I read about this weeks ago.

    Posted in: Schoolgirl signs pro baseball contract

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    AlfGarnett

    Think this wally should keep his gob shut, all he does is wind people up. Ig Japan was so rightous and "gentler" than other colonial powers, why is there not a commenwealth of ex colonial nations, because nobody would bleeding join that's why.

    he even says the "correct" version of the war is his.

    Does Japan deserve credit for nanking massacre, chemical weaopns , human experiments, torture, sex slavery? Stewth, i don't think so mate. He should be locked up for inciting racial hatred the evil swine.

    Posted in: Sacked Japan air force head defends WWII actions

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    AlfGarnett

    Gary Glitter started just by possesing kiddy porn, look how that ended up.

    Ban the filth and tattoo "pervert" on offenders foreheads so we all know who the dirty sods are. Taht will learn them innit!

    I reckon there's a closet one on these message boards an all.

    Posted in: Japan urged to tighten child porn laws

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    AlfGarnett

    The British who fought and won against the Japanese , shouldn't interfere? Young people don't remember the scars caused by Japans actions and its lack of sympathy to its victims. British and yjhe Government admits things thay done in the past was wrong, that is why our ild colonied don't moan at us all the time, except for that Mugabe fool.

    If you weren't around and ddin't experienec the world pain caused by Jaopan and their Nazi pals, then you don't know.

    I mean, strewth the Germans, they've been forgiven for their badnes even by the Jews, because they ruley repented.

    The Japanese could learn a lot from Germany, and be honest.

    Posted in: Japan should acknowledge sex slaves' pain: British MPs

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    AlfGarnett

    We should have sent in the SAS, wallop, all the ,ilitants dead in seconds, no innocent casualties.

    These extremists are getting too cocky, they need to be hunted down and executed like in the good old days.

    Blimey, when we was running India, we would've sorted this situation out bloody quickly, i can tell you.

    Posted in: Indian forces kill last gunmen in Mumbai siege; death toll reaches 195

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    AlfGarnett

    This is a terrible situation in India.

    Posted in: Indian comandoes end siege of Mumbai hotel

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    AlfGarnett

    Swine!! String him up the filthy bugger. He doesn't deserve to set foot on the same planet as decent people

    Who knows what he would have done with his film, stuck iton that bloody internet most probably.

    He wouldn't last long in a British nick,people like him get sorted.

    Posted in: Janitor arrested for filming elementary school girls’ toilet in Chiba

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    AlfGarnett

    I reckon it was Sean Connery who was best , even though he was a Scot, not his fault i suppose.

    Roger Moore weren't as good, too flashy. My late missus Elsis though Moore was great though and me daughter RIta.

    I reckon they should have picked Bruce Forsyth or Michael Crawford just for a joke, blimey that would have been a laugh.

    Posted in: Which actor's portrayal of James Bond is the best?

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    AlfGarnett

    The problem wiv America is the fact that they have too many extremists.

    Blimey Mike palin's wife even believed God made the world in 7 days and all that.

    I mean this research is done by proffesionals, granted they're over paid and mostly bone idle, but progress must be made.

    My late wife may have been helped by this research, very sad it was when she lost her marbles and the use of her legs.

    God gave us brains to make peoples life better, so it is best to do what we can to help sick and disabled innit?

    Posted in: Foes of stem cell research now face tough battle in U.S.

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    AlfGarnett

    This man is evil, he killed his own father.

    Doesn't he realise him up there sees all, he will be condemned for eternity.

    Strewth, they should string him up, maybe televise it, that will bring in the viewers innit!

    Posted in: Man arrested for killing father with golf club in Toyama

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    AlfGarnett

    Get the Royal Navy, Her Majesy's Royal Navay , patrol the area and blow the buggers out of the water, just like the old days.

    That would learn 'em haha.

    Posted in: Somali pirates warn against any attempt to retake oil tanker

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    AlfGarnett

    And anothe thing, if these bloody young drunken thugs can't get cheap beer in pubs, they'll just go down the Tesco or whatever and get some cans of beer. It's cheaper than the pub anyway. Sodding Labour Party, always coming out with ideas to ruin our lives.

    Posted in: British may ban 'happy hour' to curb binge drinking

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