AlfGarnett said...

AlfGarnett at 04:34 PM JST - 30th December

etrewth, here we go again. Kill, kill, kill!!!

Can't they sort them selves out?

Maybe they should take over the region and get the oil, on teh other hand they'd probably chrage more than the Arabs would.

Israel sort it out!! This is our Christian holiday, show some respect to…

Posted in Israel strikes Gaza in 2nd day of attacks; death toll tops 280 at 04:34 PM JST - 30th December
AlfGarnett at 02:44 PM JST - 29th December

What does you expect, he's an oaf.

He make John Prescott look like an intellectual and all that. All the time he's says daft things and upsets people, he's world famous for it.

Sooner Japan gets rid of them LDP buffoons the better.

Posted in Aso's approval rate drops to 21% at 02:44 PM JST - 29th December
AlfGarnett at 12:04 PM JST - 29th December

The last three Israeli targets: a university and a mosque. The genocide by Israel must be stopped by the world. Strewth, they love killing don't they. Whta kind of a religion does they follow?

Posted in Israeli troops mobilize as Gaza assault widens at 12:04 PM JST - 29th December
AlfGarnett at 03:05 PM JST - 28th December

I reckon the old woman was crackers innit!!!

Posted in California family finds $10,000 in box of crackers at 03:05 PM JST - 28th December
AlfGarnett at 03:01 PM JST - 28th December

Streth, we used beer shamppoo decades ago here in Blighty.

We also used to used stout to flatten our hair, instead of Brylcreem, wll us poor people done it anyway.

So , really this idea aint nuffink new. Probably some boffin looked up old fashioned hair treatment son the internet…

Posted in Beer shampoo at 03:01 PM JST - 28th December
AlfGarnett at 01:00 PM JST - 28th December

Strewthy, more deaths in Bush and Rumsfelds Mission Accomplished utopia.

This country is much worser than before the invasion.

Saddam weren't even such a bad leader compared to the other Arab countries.

Posted in Car bombs in Iraq kill at least 25, wound 64 at 01:00 PM JST - 28th December
AlfGarnett at 11:11 AM JST - 28th December

This has gone on for decades. I remeber this when i was a young man.

The Israelis killing en mass with the full support of America (lots of influencial Jews in high places).

This is a disgrace, and i reckon the crafty buggers done it over the festive period, so…

Posted in Israel strikes Gaza in 2nd day of attacks; death toll tops 280 at 11:11 AM JST - 28th December
AlfGarnett at 07:20 PM JST - 26th December

Boody McDonalds and their sneaky way of promoting their unhealthy rubbishy food.

Pie and mash or fish and chips anyday, none of that processed salty muck for me!!

Posted in McDonald's admits 1,000 people paid to join queue for Quarter Pounder debut in Osaka at 07:20 PM JST - 26th December
AlfGarnett at 06:18 PM JST - 26th December

The crash of the POund against the YEn was what stopped me grandson Patrick from working in Japan. He would've been paid in POunds , and been skint.

Same for tourist, don'T go where it costs a packet, go to where the bargains is, common sense mate!!!

Posted in No. of foreign visitors to Japan plunges nearly 20% in November at 06:18 PM JST - 26th December
AlfGarnett at 06:16 PM JST - 26th December

What planet is you on Barrymore?

Bleeding hell, geezer breaked the law, and he must face the punishment. Simple as that, innit?

Should've hidden it better though, cos from what i heard them Japanese polic eis divvy and wouldn'T find it. That's beside the bleeding point. Cant do the time…

Posted in British teacher at Kwansei Gakuin Univ held over stimulant possession at 06:16 PM JST - 26th December