Altria said...

Altria at 03:46 PM JST - 3rd July

Hey, if Miyazaki could get little girl magazines, this man should be allowed to get his gay on.

Posted in 'No gay magazines' to detainee violates Constitution: lawyers at 03:46 PM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 02:23 PM JST - 3rd July

Talk about a frosty reception.

All yoplait-er haters are gonna be in for a world of yog-hurt when G gets all over yo boink.

Posted in Hip new frozen yogurt retailer hopes to be Japan’s next big thing at 02:23 PM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 01:46 PM JST - 3rd July

Why doesn't he take Air China like the rest of the tourists?

Posted in Fukuda decides to attend Olympic opening ceremony at 01:46 PM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 01:43 PM JST - 3rd July

Won't somebody think of the children?!

Posted in 60% of parents see cell phone Net access limit necessary until high school at 01:43 PM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 01:42 PM JST - 3rd July

Tattoos and bleached hair? This is backwater Iwate, not Shibuya...

Posted in Woman's body found in river in Iwate at 01:42 PM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 11:24 AM JST - 3rd July

What about the people who enjoy the benefits of being non-American but are ashamed of America at the same time?

Anyway, I don't think either of the first ladies would be bad...Michelle Obama's statement is going to be misquoted and used as ammunition against Democrats, and Republicans are going to…

Posted in Americans cool to Michelle Obama, don't know Cindy McCain at 11:24 AM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 11:19 AM JST - 3rd July

I predict a major revolt on the scale of the Boston Tea Party.

You don't "#&$ with a man's tea.

Posted in Unilever Japan to raise tea prices for 1st time in decade at 11:19 AM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 11:14 AM JST - 3rd July

Onaga said she will quit her group within this year and become a housewife.

Live the dream!

Posted in Dreams Come True leader Masato Nakamura, 49, marries Maki Onaga, 20 at 11:14 AM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 10:24 AM JST - 3rd July

Just use the nearest tree, dammit.

Posted in Inax to launch water-free urinals for public facilities at 10:24 AM JST - 3rd July
Altria at 10:22 AM JST - 3rd July

Get to your nearest Starbucks before it closes down!

Posted in New frappuccinos at 10:22 AM JST - 3rd July