Altria said...

Altria at 05:13 PM JST - 6th June

Ando didn't win a gold medal, and Ayaka got famous for doing an awful rip-off of Jupiter/I vow to thee my country.

Moderator: Ando won the gold medal in 2007.

Posted in Figure skater Ando joins singer Ayaka on TV talk show at 05:13 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 05:11 PM JST - 6th June

He should set up an online vote to decide what happens to the melon.

1) Brand it with an astrisk and send it to Prime Minister Fukuda 2) Drop it from the top of Landmark Tower 3) Suika-wari on prime-time TV featuring girls in bikinis

Posted in Premium black watermelon auctioned for record Y650,000 at 05:11 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 05:00 PM JST - 6th June

I'm thinking a Rolling Stones inspired scam is on the books here.

Posted in Premium black watermelon auctioned for record Y650,000 at 05:00 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 04:54 PM JST - 6th June

Fukuda-san looks like a Chinese gangsta in those fly threadz.

I can't work out if the other 2 look like chefs, surgeons, or leaders of a religious cult.

Posted in PM gives up tie for 'Cool Biz,' but gets hot under collar over bureaucrats accepting taxi favors at 04:54 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 04:51 PM JST - 6th June

She works for Microsoft? Beautiful AND talented!

Posted in Moe Oshikiri, Nomaguchi had secret trip to LA at 04:51 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 03:29 PM JST - 6th June

You don't mess with a man't cats, that's just wrong.

Posted in Man allegedly stabs apartment owner to death after being told not to feed cats at 03:29 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 02:07 PM JST - 6th June

Yes, but what's this got to do with the price of fish?

Posted in Fisheries mull several-day suspension in August amid high fuel prices at 02:07 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 02:01 PM JST - 6th June

one more train line for gropers to hang out on

Yep, opening up another line from Saitama is begging for trouble.

Posted in New subway line to open in Tokyo on June 14 at 02:01 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 01:20 PM JST - 6th June

I'm more interested in the 'bustiest TV show host' award.

Posted in Mino again wins Guinness certificate as busiest TV show host at 01:20 PM JST - 6th June
Altria at 01:15 PM JST - 6th June

If it's any consolation, their job is totally soul-crushing.

Posted in PM gives up tie for 'Cool Biz,' but gets hot under collar over bureaucrats accepting taxi favors at 01:15 PM JST - 6th June