Altria said...

Altria at 02:12 PM JST - 19th August

Taking a multivitamin beforehand, getting plenty of sleep on the plane, and huffing paint thinner on arrival.

Posted in How do you deal with jet lag? at 02:12 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 01:44 PM JST - 19th August

Oh these silly Americans, when will they stop putting their foot in it in Japan?

Ol' uptight Mike should have known that casual clothing is the norm in corporate Japan. Suits are only for weddings and funerals!

Posted in How to disagree agreeably at 01:44 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 01:29 PM JST - 19th August

Don't believe a Russian when he tells you he's going to pull out.

Apparently.

Posted in Russia plans to begin pullout from Georgia at 01:29 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 12:54 PM JST - 19th August

Go Helen, you the man!

Posted in Fiji leader pulls out of regional summit meeting, blames New Zealand at 12:54 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 12:10 PM JST - 19th August

How can they be charged by a Japanese court when the incident happened in international (or Australian) waters?

Can a country claim damage against it's vessels and have people arrested? Cos that sounds open to abuse.

Posted in Japan seeks to arrest anti-whaling activists at 12:10 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 12:02 PM JST - 19th August

One news agency in the US is reporting that Musharraf "resigned without being assassinated!" and hailed it as an achievement!

I shot Musharraf.

But I did not shoot his deputy.

Posted in Pakistan's Musharraf resigns 'in interest of nation' at 12:02 PM JST - 19th August
Altria at 10:57 AM JST - 19th August

Dude, oil prices are down 20% from their high. Get with the hip crowd, ANA.

Posted in ANA to set ceiling on fuel surcharges at 10:57 AM JST - 19th August
Altria at 10:10 AM JST - 19th August

Stuff like this is rubbish, but I got one of those Tiger Eye bracelets a couple months back and I've doubled my money on pachinko and the horses every time. And every time I got out I seem to come home with a new lady.

Best 39,800 yen I ever…

Posted in 6 convicted for selling bracelets claimed to smooth blood flow at 10:10 AM JST - 19th August
Altria at 09:27 AM JST - 19th August

Who am I supposed to call if I see a big snake in the park then?

Police are the only ones with a gun to shoot it.

Posted in Police suffer from inappropriate emergency calls at 09:27 AM JST - 19th August
Altria at 09:25 AM JST - 19th August

I'll write a first-hand report on the facilities if JT pays for my ticket.

Posted in Showers, bars, lounge - Emirates Airbus A380 has them all at 09:25 AM JST - 19th August