Altria said...

Altria at 09:42 AM JST - 16th November

How about some minus ions to help people relax?

That or a marijuana bonfire.

Posted in More Tokyo train stations start using lights to stem suicides at 09:42 AM JST - 16th November
Altria at 09:41 AM JST - 16th November

It's every man for himself on the morning train. I'm polite by default but I've had to PWN a few oyajis and rude old ladies who stepped out of line.

Posted in Is chivalry dead on Tokyo trains? at 09:41 AM JST - 16th November
Altria at 04:51 PM JST - 13th November

I want to ask him what it feels like to be an America-hating socialist muslim who pals around with terrorists. Oh and something about ACORN.

Posted in If you could meet U.S. President Barack Obama during his visit to Japan, what would you like to talk with him about? at 04:51 PM JST - 13th November
Altria at 04:34 PM JST - 13th November

On Saturday, he will deliver a speech on U.S. policy toward Asia

Just words, just speeches

Posted in Hatoyama, Obama vow to deepen ties, work on nuclear-free world at 04:34 PM JST - 13th November
Altria at 01:15 PM JST - 13th November

Sorry guys, I've decided to become a herbivore man and have switched to jasmine tea.

Posted in Beer shipments hit record low for October at 01:15 PM JST - 13th November
Altria at 01:13 PM JST - 13th November

It was on every damn channel at the same time last night. Why did they get those chinpira clowns from Exile to sing for the Emperor? They should have got someone nice like Ryo Ishikawa or Kiyoshi Hikawa.

Posted in Tens of thousands cheer emperor's 20th year on throne at 01:13 PM JST - 13th November
Altria at 12:01 PM JST - 13th November

They interviewed one of his coworkers from his first construction job in Kobe on last night's TV news. Apparently they nicknamed him "Johnny Inoue" because they thought he looked like Johnny Depp (with his fashion glasses and long, pulled-back hair)

Posted in Construction firm where Ichihashi worked reports losing business at 12:01 PM JST - 13th November
Altria at 11:00 AM JST - 13th November

I'm generally unfazed by the daily reports of murder in the news, but this one has really got to me. How much pain and fear Miyako must have felt during the final minutes of her life...and someone was standing over her laughing and getting kicks out of the whole thing.

Posted in Police widen search for Hiraoka’s killer as grisly details emerge at 11:00 AM JST - 13th November
Altria at 09:57 AM JST - 13th November

The cops should have laid into him Rodney King style.

All those clowns desperately trying to barge in like rush hour on the Saikyo-sen.

Smash their cameras on the ground!

Posted in TBS employee arrested during media chaos over Ichihashi's transfer at 09:57 AM JST - 13th November
Altria at 09:54 AM JST - 13th November

She could always resort to a Han Solo.

Posted in Aki Hoshino hopes the Force will be with her this Christmas at 09:54 AM JST - 13th November