Altria said...

Altria at 02:03 PM JST - 6th May

Taunts on the internets.

Posted in What will the next wars be fought over? at 02:03 PM JST - 6th May
Altria at 11:14 AM JST - 6th May

Sekimoto, dammit.

Posted in Osaka's symbol Kuidaore doll on sale at 11:14 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 11:12 AM JST - 6th May

The Tigers should play him at 3rd base instead of Kentaro Fujimoto.

Posted in Osaka's symbol Kuidaore doll on sale at 11:12 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 11:00 AM JST - 6th May

Maybe they could shore up their books by renting out their premises for naughty movies.

Posted in McDonald's Japan eyes price hikes at 11:00 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 10:52 AM JST - 6th May

I wouldn't feel very safe knowing the flight crew would be drilling their way to safety if anything went wrong.

Posted in JAL eyes emergency escape drills for mechanics, ground staff at 10:52 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 10:50 AM JST - 6th May

People connected via music, who would have thought it?

Posted in Japanese violinist connects people via music at 10:50 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 10:49 AM JST - 6th May

I doubt it, their stuff's pretty dull.

Posted in Will Muji, no name brand, catch on in U.S.? at 10:49 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 10:00 AM JST - 6th May

personnel expenses are on the increase

Meaning: the court forced us to pay our 'managers' overtime.

Posted in McDonald's Japan eyes price hikes at 10:00 AM JST - 6th May
Altria at 11:43 PM JST - 2nd May

three-wheel bicycle

I think that's called a tricycle.

Unless it's jive talk for one of her workers.

Posted in 'DC Madam' hangs herself at 11:43 PM JST - 2nd May
Altria at 03:40 PM JST - 2nd May

Why not try something like chess boxing, where opponents alternate between rounds of rap battling and punching each other in the face.

Posted in The gloves come off in poetry boxing at 03:40 PM JST - 2nd May