Beelzebub said...

Beelzebub at 08:42 AM JST - 3rd October

her firm cleavage.

"Cleavage" denotes empty space between solid or semi-solid objects. How can a space be firm? Is the reporter trying to come up with a sophisticated way of saying she doesn't suffer from Cooper's Droop?

Posted in Meisa Kuroki sparkles but stays silent on relationship at 08:42 AM JST - 3rd October
Beelzebub at 07:31 AM JST - 3rd October

Whatever the reason it was illegal and they knew it was illegal, and it was stupid to send it via the mails. She's out of a job and the school's out one principal.

Posted in Int'l school principal, husband nabbed for marijuana smuggling at 07:31 AM JST - 3rd October
Beelzebub at 07:28 AM JST - 3rd October

I guess Ishihara will have to come up with some other pretext to demolish Kabukicho.

Posted in Rio wins bid for 2016 Olympics; Tokyo eliminated in 2nd round at 07:28 AM JST - 3rd October
Beelzebub at 12:08 AM JST - 3rd October

This is the same outfit that awarded a prize to a Norwegian medical team for finding out that STDs can be spread between multiple users of inflatable sex dolls.

Posted in Japanese among Ig Nobel winners for cutting waste using panda feces at 12:08 AM JST - 3rd October
Beelzebub at 08:07 PM JST - 2nd October

I think it was NHK that did a documentary recently on the increasing number of communities outside of urban centres with no stores whatsoever. This is particularly problematic for the elderly who can't drive to the next town to do their shopping. And we're not talking about remote areas, but…

Posted in Seven & I eyes closing 30 Ito-Yokado stores on sluggish sales at 08:07 PM JST - 2nd October
Beelzebub at 07:52 PM JST - 2nd October

I think humankind is being presumptuous to believe that it will still exist in 2016...

Posted in Hatoyama urges IOC to choose Tokyo as 2016 Olympic host at 07:52 PM JST - 2nd October
Beelzebub at 05:36 PM JST - 2nd October

If JAL is allowed to collapse, what foreign airline should the J-government invite to maintain competition in the domestic market?

How about Garuda? Then they could put some of their trained Japanese-speaking nurses on board as a sales promotion gimmick.

Posted in Should JAL be saved? at 05:36 PM JST - 2nd October
Beelzebub at 05:24 PM JST - 2nd October

People who appear in front of cameras are not supposed to have bodily functions. The religious right wing is going to have a sanctimonious hullaballoo over this piece of news.

Posted in Letterman admits affairs; claims extortion at 05:24 PM JST - 2nd October
Beelzebub at 05:20 PM JST - 2nd October

I'm waiting for a US program about a Transylvanian werewolf who anchors a program on Fox News.

Posted in Yukie Nakama to play reporter for second-rate rag in 'Untouchable' at 05:20 PM JST - 2nd October
Beelzebub at 12:01 PM JST - 2nd October

I think the vision of science fiction author Kurt Vonnegut Jr. is on the verge of coming true. At some point the robots will rightly conclude that human beings are troublesome and totally unnecessary, and get rid of them.

Posted in Nissan unveils robot cars that can travel in group without colliding at 12:01 PM JST - 2nd October