Beelzebub said...

Beelzebub at 11:35 AM JST - 9th March

Gosh, limboinjapan, you could have obtained their cooperation much more easily and without threats merely by presenting a business card with the Yamaguchi-gumi logo on it.

Posted in Principal fails in cover-up after student's rib fractured by teacher at 11:35 AM JST - 9th March
Beelzebub at 10:44 AM JST - 9th March

Who needs the benefit of higher education when you can get paid more for sinking a few putts than the average salaryman earns in 10 years?

Posted in Ishikawa graduates from high school at 10:44 AM JST - 9th March
Beelzebub at 10:39 AM JST - 9th March

If a school is openly discredited the parents of its students will gang up and "lynch" the whistle-blower for making it harder (in their eyes) for their child to gain entry to a prestigious university.

Posted in Principal fails in cover-up after student's rib fractured by teacher at 10:39 AM JST - 9th March
Beelzebub at 10:24 AM JST - 9th March

The sad point is that no verbal threats, invoking or rules or rational persuasion is effective with Japanese. Violence (or corporal punishment if you prefer) is the only message they understand. That's why these things are so common.

Posted in Principal fails in cover-up after student's rib fractured by teacher at 10:24 AM JST - 9th March
Beelzebub at 09:10 PM JST - 8th March

HeyLars, every country is entitled to have its share of morons and louts, but Ahmadinejad is Iran's titular head of state, which is why he gets to perform for AP's audience.

Posted in Iran's Ahmadinejad calls official version of Sept 11 attacks a 'big lie' at 09:10 PM JST - 8th March
Beelzebub at 07:19 PM JST - 8th March

Funny that there are no images of them boarding the planes.

All major US networks broadcast video images of the same Saudi and Egyptian gentlemen going through security checks at Boston airport and haggling with the staff about the box-cutters. Their rented cars were found left behind in the parking…

Posted in Iran's Ahmadinejad calls official version of Sept 11 attacks a 'big lie' at 07:19 PM JST - 8th March
Beelzebub at 06:26 PM JST - 8th March

Five Israelis were seen dressed up as Arabs dancing, jumping, laughing, celebrating, high-fiving, holding up their lighters while filming the burning towers.

So WHAT? You're forgetting it was 19 Arabs that flew the damn planes into the towers in the first place!

Posted in Iran's Ahmadinejad calls official version of Sept 11 attacks a 'big lie' at 06:26 PM JST - 8th March
Beelzebub at 05:34 PM JST - 8th March

give them all jam butties and trifle washed down with orange juice

And before long they'll be too lethargic (or diabetic) to torment her.

Posted in Princess Aiko goes back to school at 05:34 PM JST - 8th March
Beelzebub at 03:54 PM JST - 8th March

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Send in the clowns...

Posted in Iran's Ahmadinejad calls official version of Sept 11 attacks a 'big lie' at 03:54 PM JST - 8th March
Beelzebub at 03:12 PM JST - 8th March

Definitely a candidate for the Darwin Awards.

Posted in Man arrested for drug use after driving on Hokkaido train tracks at 03:12 PM JST - 8th March