Beelzebub said...

Beelzebub at 08:59 PM JST - 5th November

If they have a baby, they can name it Pegasus.

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Beelzebub at 08:44 PM JST - 5th November

Smack, smack. Mmmmm. A refreshing bouquet and unpretentious. I think I will serve it with the ¥300 worth of morceaux du oden I scooped out from the fishy-smelling trough in my local bistro, "Chateau des Sept-Onze."

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Beelzebub at 04:29 PM JST - 5th November

it seems you never stop wondering, “How do I say X in Japanese?”

The above sentence seems to be missing two Xs..

Posted in The Ultimate Japanese Phrasebook at 04:29 PM JST - 5th November
Beelzebub at 02:05 PM JST - 5th November

Maybe she should take a nice vacation in Malaysia.

Posted in Should Noriko Sakai do jail time for possession and use of stimulants? at 02:05 PM JST - 5th November
Beelzebub at 10:13 AM JST - 5th November

After his release, he has become a minor celebrity in Japan and has made a living through the public interest on his crime.

Aha! But Sagawa was never convicted of any crime in Japan and was only voluntarily admitted to a mental hospital, which could not keep him there against…

Posted in Hawker murder suspect Ichihashi had cosmetic surgery in Nagoya at 10:13 AM JST - 5th November
Beelzebub at 09:57 AM JST - 5th November

Asprin is generic so the only way for pharmaceutical manufacturers to make a buck from it is to come up with all these "value added formulations," which trick consumers into paying more. That said, the gastric coating agent may be more significant than the active ingredients since asprin is known…

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Beelzebub at 08:52 AM JST - 5th November

Plenty of fans yelled at him when the Rangers were doing poorly, he said. “That’s part of sports. I never took it personally.”

It's part of politics too, and he never took the outcries personally when he stole from the poor to give to the rich, invaded a country that…

Posted in Bush reminisces about baseball days during Waseda lecture at 08:52 AM JST - 5th November
Beelzebub at 08:43 AM JST - 5th November

School club activities are probably the second biggest cause of under-18 fatalities after traffic accidents.

Posted in 16-year-old boy in grave condition after being hit by arrow between eyes at 08:43 AM JST - 5th November
Beelzebub at 10:36 PM JST - 4th November

Back to US government gridlock. Electing representatives and paying them salaries is a total waste since the two-party system makes it impossible to get anything done.

Posted in GOP sweep: Big governor victories in Virginia, NJ at 10:36 PM JST - 4th November
Beelzebub at 08:19 PM JST - 4th November

It's the ideal place to send unseasoned troops who need to get used to the sight of blood.

Posted in Japan considers sending SDF officers to Afghan int'l security mission at 08:19 PM JST - 4th November