Beelzebub said...

Beelzebub at 12:13 PM JST - 4th November

More "truth" from disreputable tabloid Shukan Jitsuwa. Forgive me if I don't believe any of this until I read it in a proper source.

Yes, Pawatan, go to the Nihon Keizai Shimbun for your truth -- it tells you the economy is "recovering" and it's a good time to buy…

Posted in Japan awash in fake medicines at 12:13 PM JST - 4th November
Beelzebub at 11:00 AM JST - 4th November

Is this serious? Extreme behavior is dropping crumbs,

Er no, extreme behavior is mere et fils gobbling up displayed deli merchandise off the counter (and then probably walking off without paying for it).

Posted in Self-centered zombies running rampant through Japanese society at 11:00 AM JST - 4th November
Beelzebub at 08:58 AM JST - 4th November

It seems Bush is working up the courage to crawl out of his burrow. He is apparently banking on the John Q. Public's short memory of events perceived to be significant or noteworthy, which does not extend back beyond the recent death of Michael Jackson.

Posted in Bush throws out first pitch at Game 3 of Japan Series at 08:58 AM JST - 4th November
Beelzebub at 08:52 AM JST - 4th November

First JAL and now ANA. If this keeps up, I might have to fly home for the holidays in steerage aboard Nippon Cargo Airways.

Posted in Moody's reviews ANA's rating for possible downgrade at 08:52 AM JST - 4th November
Beelzebub at 04:57 PM JST - 3rd November

Um, I think I'll take my next vacation in Vietnam.

Posted in Japanese woman arrested for drug smuggling at Malaysia airport at 04:57 PM JST - 3rd November
Beelzebub at 04:51 PM JST - 3rd November

Just the facts, please. I trust my own belief system to tell right from wrong. If I catch a network preaching to me I zap it with the remote control and go back to ogling at models in informercials for weight-reduction supplements.

Posted in TV coverage of Sakai lacked warning about drug use, says ethics panel at 04:51 PM JST - 3rd November
Beelzebub at 05:40 PM JST - 2nd November

USN -- haven't you ever heard of hyperbole? Try working on your sense of humour, matey.

Posted in Hatoyama fails to declare Y72 mil in income from stock sales at 05:40 PM JST - 2nd November
Beelzebub at 05:02 PM JST - 2nd November

It will take the Chinese a week to knock out a copy that will be cut just as well and sell for 630 yen.

Posted in Soldier knife 1891 at 05:02 PM JST - 2nd November
Beelzebub at 04:18 PM JST - 2nd November

People... you've got to understand that for members of the Hatoyama family, ¥72 million is pocket change.

Posted in Hatoyama fails to declare Y72 mil in income from stock sales at 04:18 PM JST - 2nd November
Beelzebub at 02:36 PM JST - 2nd November

Some troublemaker in the tax office just got transferred to the sub-branch on the Nemuro Peninsula.

Posted in Hatoyama fails to declare Y72 mil in income from stock sales at 02:36 PM JST - 2nd November