Bellend said...

Bellend at 09:19 PM JST - 3rd June

Yes, condolences to the families.

I guess it can only be described as an act of god.

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Bellend at 11:36 AM JST - 23rd August

Sorry all you have to do is (a) run as quickly as possible and (b) make sure you pass the baton to the next guy within the designated area. I guess they had to remember "breathe in, breathe out" at the same time so it must have been tough on…

Posted in Japan claims historic bronze in men's 4x100-meter relay at 11:36 AM JST - 23rd August
Bellend at 11:12 AM JST - 23rd August

And before any lardarses start complaining, remember youll get 2 meals. Hmmmm the chicken and the beef........ And its not your glands but the fact you eat like a porker and do no exercise.

Posted in Should overweight people be required to pay for an extra seat on planes? at 11:12 AM JST - 23rd August
Bellend at 10:56 AM JST - 23rd August

Why not let it take the chance?

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Bellend at 10:45 AM JST - 23rd August

Bollocks to the story. Find your Filipina beauty today... Aaiiiiii.

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Bellend at 10:34 AM JST - 23rd August

Jings, crivens and help ma boab.

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Bellend at 10:31 AM JST - 23rd August

All credit to the team for being able to run and pass a baton after 4 years of training.

Posted in Japan claims historic bronze in men's 4x100-meter relay at 10:31 AM JST - 23rd August
Bellend at 10:20 AM JST - 23rd August

Yes fat chozzers should pay extra. And, as mentioned above, the Japanese should get a discount.

Posted in Should overweight people be required to pay for an extra seat on planes? at 10:20 AM JST - 23rd August