CaptDingleheimer said...

CaptDingleheimer at 01:32 PM JST - 3rd February

Japan needs to outlaw the pay-by-the-load practice that is common in Japanese trucking. Those guys drive like maniacs, and the exorbitant highway tolls keep them on the regular roads with everyone else.

Posted in Trucker arrested for hit-and-run of 72-yr-old newspaper deliveryman in Saitama at 01:32 PM JST - 3rd February
CaptDingleheimer at 03:31 PM JST - 31st January

Japanese comedians/comedy is about as funny as syphilis.

Posted in Softbank handsets at 03:31 PM JST - 31st January
CaptDingleheimer at 08:31 AM JST - 30th January

That guy isn't homeless, that's an eikaiwa worker on his lunch break.

Posted in Homeless man at 08:31 AM JST - 30th January
CaptDingleheimer at 02:36 AM JST - 29th January

He's rocking a mustache these days, huh? Take his example, lads- we gotta keep the dream alive. Go grow a 'stache.

Posted in Brad Pitt at 02:36 AM JST - 29th January
CaptDingleheimer at 04:03 PM JST - 22nd January

A-bomb survivors, North Korea abductees, Obama dancing girls... Hey Japan- nobody cares, nobody notices.

Posted in A-bomb survivors expect Obama to work for nuclear-free world at 04:03 PM JST - 22nd January
CaptDingleheimer at 07:10 AM JST - 20th January

I wonder if he invited Aso to come crash at his ranch when he gets canned next month. Hey Bush- don't let the door hit ya in the buns on the way out, buddy.

Posted in Bush bids farewell to Aso, other leaders at 07:10 AM JST - 20th January
CaptDingleheimer at 12:31 PM JST - 19th January

He's outside the nearest train station attempting to snip off a lock of hair from a random junior high schoolgirl's head. The police will be able to find him if they wait outside his apartment, where he will be sitting in the dark, naked, madly sniffing the lock of hair.…

Posted in 16-year-old girl hit with axe in Ibaraki; older brother on the run at 12:31 PM JST - 19th January
CaptDingleheimer at 07:45 AM JST - 19th January

I'm sure Aso will be creating one very important new job in the very near future.

Posted in Aso plans to create 1.6 million new jobs in 3 years at 07:45 AM JST - 19th January
CaptDingleheimer at 12:42 PM JST - 18th January

Why was he playing them, anyway? Did a cop or a fireman die or something?

Posted in Piper at 12:42 PM JST - 18th January
CaptDingleheimer at 08:08 AM JST - 18th January

I bet it was crowded until he showed up with them bagpipes.

Posted in Piper at 08:08 AM JST - 18th January