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Noda thinks it's good for Japan in the long run to test the patience of (so…
Posted in: Noda says Japan seeks waiver from U.S. penalties on Iran
Untrack, The worse case scenario which would have involved the collapse of the No4 SFP, didn't…
Posted in: Official defends secrecy over worst-case nuclear disaster scenario
Scrote~ Really?!! If that is true, I wonder how many other 'government officials' moved their families…
Posted in: Official defends secrecy over worst-case nuclear disaster scenario
Yes, go green, Japan and the world. It's about time.
Posted in: Firms plan to build floating wind farm off Fukushima coast
Get ready for airborne wind power not floating on water but high in the sky. Experimentation…
Posted in: Firms plan to build floating wind farm off Fukushima coast
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CaptDingleheimer
Wow, that's on Route 4. I used to fill up my touyu can at that place then grab some wine across the street at that Yamaya. Pretty darn glad I don't live in that town right now.
Posted in: Fuel line
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CaptDingleheimer
Since my taxes don't go to supporting any of them (I live in the US), I don't really care. That being said, I think some of them are interesting in a cultural sense and I don't want to "see them all gone", but again, I'm not the one stuck paying for it.
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CaptDingleheimer
The two men should be charged with negligence for spending so much brass for some naked photos when there's so much quality smut available for free on the Internet.
Posted in: 18-yr-old girl arrested for online sale of photos of herself naked
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CaptDingleheimer
I'm a relatively new soccer fan, so someone please bring me up to speed on this: I don't understand why people are saying that Portugal shouldn't have tried to get as many goals as possible. Isn't that the point of a soccer game, do do your best and score as many goals as possible? It's the World Cup, so participating teams had to qualify to even be there, so the assumption is that they're all top-level pros. So how was this game 'like the top-level pros beating up on the little leaguers'? It might also be noted that Portugal has less than half the population of North Korea. ...or are the people who say that Portugal was playing unfairly only saying so because North Korea is a special case due to its crazy leader/king/owner/whatever-he-is who might send the players' mothers into the salt mines for the rest of their lives because of a loss of such margins? Fill me in here.
Posted in: Portugal pulverizes North Korea 7-0 as N Korea broadcasts game live
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CaptDingleheimer
Couldn't care less, don't need or want one.
Posted in: What do you think about the whole 3-D thing, with PC and TV makers rushing out new models, and more films being made in 3-D?
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CaptDingleheimer
A drunk guy falls down the stairs and it's national news?
Posted in: Pair sustain minor injuries after tumble down Ginza subway escalator
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CaptDingleheimer
These guys have nothing on the rest of international bodybuilding scene, but then again, these guys are probably how the human body should look if one lifts weights heavy and eats right WITHOUT juicing up on loads of steroids (as apposed to much of the 'international bodybuilding scene', buncha juicers).
Posted in: Bodies
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CaptDingleheimer
...and the Prime Minister asked her: "Explain to me how you managed to get the tea for everybody every day in zero gravity again?"
Posted in: Spaced out
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CaptDingleheimer
Yes, specifically men with mustaches who drive vans.
Hey, let's not get too carried away here now...
Posted in: What is the most effective way to eradicate the sale and possession of child porn?
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CaptDingleheimer
This man says he likes the Japanese news. They have many stories about Japan, he says.
This woman says she wishes that the Japanese news had more stories about Tama-chan the seal who swam up the river in Tokyo a few years ago. She wonders how Tama-chan is getting along these days, and misses the daily reports on his whereabouts.
This man says that when he visited Hawaii, the American news had lots of scary stories about people shooting guns. He says it made him feel anxious, and he stayed in his hotel room for the rest of his vacation.
This girl says that she's never seen American news, but she hopes it's all about what happens in Japan, just like Japanese news.
Posted in: What do you think are some of the main differences in the way Japanese and U.S. media report the news?
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CaptDingleheimer
Japan needs to outlaw the pay-by-the-load practice that is common in Japanese trucking. Those guys drive like maniacs, and the exorbitant highway tolls keep them on the regular roads with everyone else.
Posted in: Trucker arrested for hit-and-run of 72-yr-old newspaper deliveryman in Saitama
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CaptDingleheimer
Japanese comedians/comedy is about as funny as syphilis.
Posted in: Softbank handsets
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CaptDingleheimer
That guy isn't homeless, that's an eikaiwa worker on his lunch break.
Posted in: Homeless man
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CaptDingleheimer
He's rocking a mustache these days, huh? Take his example, lads- we gotta keep the dream alive. Go grow a 'stache.
Posted in: Brad Pitt
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CaptDingleheimer
He's outside the nearest train station attempting to snip off a lock of hair from a random junior high schoolgirl's head. The police will be able to find him if they wait outside his apartment, where he will be sitting in the dark, naked, madly sniffing the lock of hair. He will then confess to both crimes, adding "I was stressed out about my career and wanted to relieve my stress." puts away crystal ball
Posted in: 16-year-old girl hit with axe in Ibaraki; older brother on the run
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CaptDingleheimer
Why was he playing them, anyway? Did a cop or a fireman die or something?
Posted in: Piper
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CaptDingleheimer
I bet it was crowded until he showed up with them bagpipes.
Posted in: Piper
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CaptDingleheimer
Why? They're just gonna bring in some other crusty old elitist 'wareware Nihonjin' xenophobic ethnocentric fear-stokin' OL groper to replace him. I say bring Koizumi back on the job.
Posted in: Demonstration
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CaptDingleheimer
Japanese people seem to have a marked propensity for committing random acts of violence or sexual assaults, then running away like cowards. I bet after he shot them, he cut a lock of hair from a random little girl's head and went home and sniffed it in the dark while naked. No doubt when they catch him, we'll get his reasoning: "I was stressed out because of work and I wanted to relieve my stress."
Posted in: Man shoots woman and her father in Tochigi
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CaptDingleheimer
Should they have written "actresses"?
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