CaptDingleheimer said...

CaptDingleheimer at 08:06 AM JST - 18th January

Brave soul, the transplantee. I'd be sketched out to get so much as stitches in my pinky finger in a Japanese hospital.

Posted in Series of organ transplants from brain-dead donor completed at 08:06 AM JST - 18th January
CaptDingleheimer at 08:28 AM JST - 17th January

Why? They're just gonna bring in some other crusty old elitist 'wareware Nihonjin' xenophobic ethnocentric fear-stokin' OL groper to replace him. I say bring Koizumi back on the job.

Posted in Demonstration at 08:28 AM JST - 17th January
CaptDingleheimer at 11:57 AM JST - 13th January

Japanese people seem to have a marked propensity for committing random acts of violence or sexual assaults, then running away like cowards. I bet after he shot them, he cut a lock of hair from a random little girl's head and went home and sniffed it in the dark while…

Posted in Man shoots woman and her father in Tochigi at 11:57 AM JST - 13th January
CaptDingleheimer at 10:42 AM JST - 9th January

Should they have written "actresses"?

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CaptDingleheimer at 10:29 AM JST - 9th January

Many senior Japanese politicians often make public remarks like this, 'rah rah Japan'-type stuff claiming Japanese cultural and moral superiority, and hinting at what the world could/should learn from Japan. What they could probably do with realizing however, is that the world really doesn't care about Japan, and doesn't think…

Posted in Aso says world religions can learn from Japan at 10:29 AM JST - 9th January
CaptDingleheimer at 09:47 AM JST - 9th January

What a jackass.

Posted in Aso says world religions can learn from Japan at 09:47 AM JST - 9th January
CaptDingleheimer at 07:32 AM JST - 6th January

Wait until they say he slipped on that slippery powder stuff those Sea Shepherd guys lob onto their decks.

Posted in Japanese sailor lost off whaling ship in Antarctic at 07:32 AM JST - 6th January
CaptDingleheimer at 06:27 AM JST - 6th January

Red curry and elephants? I think we have some BD'ers in our midst. At any rate, he probably stood a better chance in a Thai hospital than a Japanese one. Now back to my green tea before my morning soak...

Posted in Japanese man succumbs to injuries in Bangkok club fire at 06:27 AM JST - 6th January
CaptDingleheimer at 12:15 PM JST - 4th January

If you were married to someone who brings home tens of millions of dollars because of what he can do with his hands, you'd probably take over the vegetable slicing, too.

Posted in Daisuke Matsuzaka and his wife to make first appearance on 'SMAPxSMAP' at 12:15 PM JST - 4th January
CaptDingleheimer at 11:14 PM JST - 1st January

Seriously, what's the deal with Japanese men and little girls?

Posted in Girl's hair cut by man with scissors in Miyagi at 11:14 PM JST - 1st January