CaptDingleheimer said...

CaptDingleheimer at 12:46 PM JST - 13th August

Phelps is American, and it's cool to get mad at whatever Americans do. I want to be cool, so I say it's BAD.

Posted in What do you think of American swimmer Michael Phelps' long victory yell after he wins a race? at 12:46 PM JST - 13th August
CaptDingleheimer at 10:01 AM JST - 5th August

What a terrible, dangerous idea. Sure, I'm sure Al Gore will like it, but wait until you're trying to merge into traffic and you figure your turbocharged V6 will get you out and up to speed in front of that dump truck that's coming, when the Greenomatic 7000 kicks in…

Posted in Nissan cars to push back when drivers floor it at 10:01 AM JST - 5th August
CaptDingleheimer at 11:50 PM JST - 29th July

I think America should drop a few bunker busters on those rocks and blow them to smithereens, leaving the nationalist idiots from both countries bobbing around out there in their rowboats with their flags and their slogans and their wieners in their hands.

Posted in U.S. stays neutral on territorial row between Japan, S Korea at 11:50 PM JST - 29th July
CaptDingleheimer at 04:02 AM JST - 10th July

They appear to be doing that 7-year old girl "Yay!!!!!!" thing that so many Japanese girls do when they're trying to look cute- Disney characters involved for ultimate effect. I guess I prefer that image to a hefty Western girl spilling over the side of her lounge chair at the…

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CaptDingleheimer at 04:58 PM JST - 5th July

Great picture. Reminds me of pulling out of a big city station on a shinkansen at night, looking down on the town seeing all sorts of things going on. Knowing that within just a few minutes, you'll be speeding between ricefields and farmer's shacks in the boondocks where some crusty…

Posted in Yakitori at 04:58 PM JST - 5th July
CaptDingleheimer at 12:48 PM JST - 23rd June

Screw that, I go to work to get away from the old lady for 8 hours.

Posted in How do you feel about workplace romances? at 12:48 PM JST - 23rd June
CaptDingleheimer at 01:03 PM JST - 10th June

And by the way, that's a dope purse that kid's carrying.

Posted in Police search at 01:03 PM JST - 10th June
CaptDingleheimer at 01:01 PM JST - 10th June

You know, that 'Do you think J-cops deserve their bad rep?' thread from the other day got me thinking, and now I realize why I can't fully take J-cops seriously: No mustaches.

Posted in Police search at 01:01 PM JST - 10th June
CaptDingleheimer at 09:23 AM JST - 1st June

reporters shouting "Miss Hilton! Can you eat Japanese sushi?" "Miss Hilton!! Can you use Japanese chopsticks?" "Excuse me, Miss Hilton! Do you like Japan?" "Miss Hilton! Do you know Japanese natto? Verrrrry famous! Can you eat Japanese natto?"

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CaptDingleheimer at 09:08 AM JST - 1st June

Great. The Japanese now have a platform from which to perform their pointless, cutesy space 'experiments'- like trying to see how far a 'very famous Japanese oragami' paper airplane will fly in space, playing with boomerangs in space, seeing how many times a Hello Kitty doll can somersault in the…

Posted in Shuttle blasts off carrying Japanese lab at 09:08 AM JST - 1st June