Freddy5 said...

Freddy5 at 12:24 PM JST - 7th September

What he referred to was a “rejuvenation treatment,” a euphemism for “testicle massage,” for which customers paid 14,500 yen for a one-hour session

You must be nuts to pay that.

Posted in Legal loopholes give rise to bars, salons employing underage girls at 12:24 PM JST - 7th September
Freddy5 at 01:55 PM JST - 3rd September

They say bad sax is better than no sax at all.

Posted in Musician arrested for flashing high school student in Saitama at 01:55 PM JST - 3rd September
Freddy5 at 12:59 PM JST - 28th August

Great, an ad for "new low fares" that doesn't tell you the "new low fare"

Posted in Jetstar offers new low fare connections to NZ via Gold Coast at 12:59 PM JST - 28th August
Freddy5 at 12:56 PM JST - 28th August

50,000 chickens per building? What kind of conditions did they live and die in? Sounds awful.

Insurance fraud? - there may be a nugget of truth in that.

Posted in 150,000 chickens perish as Ibaraki poultry farm goes up in flames at 12:56 PM JST - 28th August
Freddy5 at 12:43 PM JST - 28th August

I might just turn up with a Fujifilm instant.

Posted in Paper to hold 5th Bikini Photo Session in Roppongi at 12:43 PM JST - 28th August
Freddy5 at 08:05 PM JST - 5th August

With his strong acting skills I'm sure he'll act his way out of this one...

About the thing of calling his manager, all these tarentos are owned by their management companies. They can't open a packet of biscuits without an all clear from their boss.

Posted in Actor Oshio says he took tablets with dead woman at 08:05 PM JST - 5th August
Freddy5 at 11:16 PM JST - 4th August

rockets and stuff

Posted in Cyberdyne shows off new robot suit in Tokyo at 11:16 PM JST - 4th August
Freddy5 at 11:15 PM JST - 4th August

They've also got rockets stuff built in the big toes.

Posted in Cyberdyne shows off new robot suit in Tokyo at 11:15 PM JST - 4th August
Freddy5 at 06:12 PM JST - 31st July

I guess he took his position as "vice manager" a bit too seriously.

Posted in Fuji TV announcer reprimanded for sexual harassment in South Africa at 06:12 PM JST - 31st July
Freddy5 at 06:07 PM JST - 31st July

Strong Wind is Blowing

Sounds like the name of a Spinal Tap album.

Posted in On your marks at 06:07 PM JST - 31st July