Honne said...

Honne at 07:16 AM JST - 1st May

Uhm. yeah. I run my mackerel ("saba" aka server) out in Siberia and received an email from the NPA in Japan politely asking to remove information so that it will help curb suicides and secondary damages to its citizens. They might as well just disconnect Japan from the Internet.

Posted in Police ask websites to delete posts on gas used for suicides at 07:16 AM JST - 1st May
Honne at 07:00 AM JST - 1st May

I'd be upset too if my SO went sneaking around behind my back eating my cheese bread. Where's the trust?

Posted in 'Gal Sone' discloses secret of speed-eating at 07:00 AM JST - 1st May
Honne at 02:26 PM JST - 12th April

he plays the role of a blind masseur at a hot spring resort who falls in love with a woman

I need to get my mind out of the gutter.....

Posted in SMAPster Tsuyoshi Kusanagi massages reporters to promote his new film at 02:26 PM JST - 12th April
Honne at 01:56 PM JST - 12th April

Of course. I tell people they look and smell like ugly gorillas or that maybe their ass is just a bit too wide for that seat.

Seriously though, that is what tact, restraint, prudency etc is for. The freedom part isn't meant to be taken literally as opposed to being…

Posted in Is the concept of freedom of speech ever carried out in practice? at 01:56 PM JST - 12th April
Honne at 09:01 PM JST - 10th April

So McDonald's Japan is now serving weiners (or maybe the tinier vienna sausage), meat balls, abalone, oysters and clams. Good job.

This sounds like one of those "NATURAL HIGH" public sex productions (not like the usually fake or carefully staged stuff from some other producers).. What's funny is they almost…

Posted in Porn producers arrested for filming at McDonald's in Saitama at 09:01 PM JST - 10th April
Honne at 10:35 AM JST - 10th April

Interesting she feels embarassed about being filmed doing that while the past year. her blog has been filled with some mind bending padded room obsession with her stuffed bear, "Kuma-chang". Either she is an effective blog troller or she needs to get married again.

Posted in Singer Hikaru Utada reveals composing process in music video at 10:35 AM JST - 10th April
Honne at 07:47 PM JST - 9th April

The answer to this one is pretty easy. Every single country's tourists groups has arrogant ignorant self-centered disrespectful obnoxious idiots that behave like total morons wherever they go. Face it, life and the tourism industry in every country which has tourism would be boring without these offensive nitwits. If I…

Posted in In your experience, which country's tourist groups tend to behave badly wherever they go? at 07:47 PM JST - 9th April
Honne at 07:02 AM JST - 9th April

Honne, Inc today announces the "Actress Mirror Cracker". With human safe sound frequency and a well crafted obakemono mask, you too can recreate the "ugly face cracking the mirror" effect. Specially designed and engineered just for the "Actress Mirror". First 50 orders get a free subscription to Japan Today.

Posted in Actress mirror at 07:02 AM JST - 9th April
Honne at 06:47 AM JST - 9th April

Seriously for myself, aside from some of the things mentioned, one thing that drives me up the wall are the epic talkers/storytellers/gossipers on longer train rides. I'm not talking about the ones that speak quietly either (those folks I have no problems with). It's the ones that talk really loudly…

Posted in What behavior by train passengers bugs you the most? at 06:47 AM JST - 9th April
Honne at 08:41 PM JST - 8th April

Depending on your perspective, those things could also pass for a buttcrack.

Posted in Aki Hoshino promotes new DVD photo book at 08:41 PM JST - 8th April