Thursday February 16, 2012

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    IvanCoughalot

    The couple are then alleged to have headed to a lodge in Akasaka for members of the lower house of the Diet

    So I'm guessing we're paying for that lodge? We, the taxpayers? And was his bar bill paid for out of his own pocket, or are we shelling out for his whores also?

    I demand a full inquiry, and a specially deep bow from this sinner.

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED to learn that LDP politicians perform sordid acts in toilet cubicles.

    Posted in: Politician husband of actress Maki Mizuno spotted cavorting with hostess

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    IvanCoughalot

    He was later released after the girl declined to press charges.

    Now why would she do this? If he groped her, he should be charged. I sense a certain "kerching" sound in the air, and a trip to the Louis Vuitton shop for the poor helpless victim. Let's hope the whole thing wasn't a set-up.

    Posted in: Train groper tells police: 'I had some free time'

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    IvanCoughalot

    All right, Mr Ozawa, out you go. Just like you promised. Or does your word mean nothing?

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    IvanCoughalot

    the Japanese public is divided on whether on the future use of nuclear power,

    Other people are divided on the meaning of this sentence. What?

    Posted in: Quake will make country stronger: poll

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    IvanCoughalot

    Anyone know where we can get a Dyson superfan?

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    IvanCoughalot

    Adam - no problem whatsoever. I like a pie myself.

    Posted in: Republicans question healthier eating proposals

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    IvanCoughalot

    They say that the crime of rubbing one's genitals is bad for the eyesight. But I can't see that.

    Posted in: A resigned Horiemon prepares for life in prison

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    IvanCoughalot

    I bet AdamB is on the bigboned side of the equation...

    Posted in: Republicans question healthier eating proposals

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    IvanCoughalot

    I don't think these guys would even recognize a pun in Japanese if they heard it.

    Hmmm - nice assumption pal. I see what I see on TV and don't like it, so I must be ignorant, eh? I bow to your wisdom, O star pupil.

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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    IvanCoughalot

    Amazing. 1 billion dollars a week to invade a country that isn't a threat, bombing brown kids? Disagree with that and you're siding with the terrorists.

    But we can't afford to make sure all American kids get to eat right.

    Yet another triumph for caring conservatism.

    Posted in: Republicans question healthier eating proposals

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    IvanCoughalot

    Who? Why?

    Posted in: Kaori Manabe recommences blogging

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    IvanCoughalot

    Ai-chan is wearing a cute outfit..

    Which has no connection whatsoever to the product she's promoting. In a similar way to the fact that transsexuals aren't big in pirate films.

    Posted in: Ai Haruna, Angelica Michibata solve Shibuya mysteries

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    IvanCoughalot

    hoser - you forgot

    1. Shouting.

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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    IvanCoughalot

    Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with two hearts and a diamond, and soon all you want is a club and a spade.

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    IvanCoughalot

    if she remarries, she plans to stay at home as much as possible to spend more time with her daughter

    Oh now that's a big surprise...

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    IvanCoughalot

    Real Mystery Solving?

    The only real mystery is why Japanese people don't get sick of "entertainment" that would belittle a three-year-old.

    “I am ‘AIgelica,’ Jack’s ex-girlfriend,” she told the audience with a laugh

    Oh quick, somebody pass me a staple gun. My sides have just split.

    Posted in: Ai Haruna, Angelica Michibata solve Shibuya mysteries

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    IvanCoughalot

    Tahoochi:

    "Japanese comedy is childish..."

    Let me get this right - are you genuinely trying to tell us that it isn't? Because I saw a bloke counting up to three in a silly voice a few days ago, and it had the studio audience rolling in the aisles. Then a fat man ate something.

    To call it infantile denigrates infants. At least infants learn things sometimes.

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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    IvanCoughalot

    Zenny - that's the way it's going to be. Of all the asinine drivel they churn out, that little queen Tanoshingo really takes the soggy biscuit. Mincing about and pointing to his anus, and that's family viewing?

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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    IvanCoughalot

    There are differences? Oh yes, I forgot. This is the one who squeaks and makes the peace sign with one knee bent coyly, right?

    Posted in: Yuko Oshima most popular of AKB48's members

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    IvanCoughalot

    I expect a lot of these skits will involve two men talking to each other, one of whom will strike the other on the back of the head for being foolish. We will then be entertained by seeing how much the invited celebrities in the audience enjoy the hilarity. Someone might also be overweight.

    My sides are already sore.

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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