Monday May 28, 2012

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    IvanCoughalot

    The director looks thrilled to be there and not remotely irritated by the squeaking imbeciles surrounding him.

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    Combini - You forgot "Thlirrel", "Sumooz Climinaru" and "Reab Me Arone"

    Posted in: Jackson lives on

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    Who is the man in the Panama hat looking at?

    Posted in: Jackson lives on

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    Zzzzzzzzzzzzip! Boing...

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    That girl on the right has been eating peanut butter out of the jar -I hope.

    Posted in: Triumph

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    Yes, yes, no, no and no.

    Posted in: Triumph

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    One of the sexiest women in the country. Real talent. Might explain why she's hardly ever on TV - she acts like a woman and can do things.

    Posted in: Amuro rocks

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    The person on the right demonstrating the ancient and revered martial art of Bert Lahr Cowardly Lion-do.

    Posted in: Short Shorts

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    welcome to japan and thinking about others

    Biggest laugh of the day there.

    Posted in: Dear Angry Western Guy

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    Police did not say why it took them until now to make an arrest

    I have a theory. Because they are incompetent.

    Posted in: Mother, 2 other family members held for abusing 5-yr-old daughter

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    Ahh, I thought this was called "Mister Rocco". Siffredi could do some damage here - certainly give the squeaking tarentos a reason to walk knock-kneed.

    Posted in: Short Shorts

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    Where's his amusing wig and squeaky hammer?

    Posted in: Cannes Beat

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    Even if you do not like what he says you can at least admire his work ethic.

    What? He does the same thing, badly, for an astonishing amount of time? Dave - you've been working in a Japanese office for too long, mate.

    Posted in: Takeshi to appear for 1st time on 'Detective! Knight Scoop'

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    And so have I...

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    This buffoon is on TV right now. They're introducing a segment which shows a year in the life of a deer in the alps. It's obviously some high-budget documentary made overseas, because it doesn't have a squeaky mascot in it.

    So how does this revered director set up the segment? He ponces on stage with a deer mask on the top of his head, with a fire extinguisher shoved inside it squirting CO2 on the witless studio guests.

    The infantilism of this society never ceases to plumb new depths.

    Posted in: Takeshi to appear for 1st time on 'Detective! Knight Scoop'

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    Zerostyle - a very apt name.

    Posted in: Smokeless tobacco product goes on sale

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    British pubs were worried that once the smoking ban hit they would be out of customers, etc. Actually the reverse came true, their business increased as the smoke kept a lot of people away.

    This is not true. 52 British pubs are closing every week. People prefer to stay at home and smoke in comfort, drinking cheaper beer.

    Zerostyle - a very apt name.

    Moderator: Stay on topic please. British pubs are not relevant to this discussion.

    Posted in: Smokeless tobacco product goes on sale

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    Haruna plays a tomato fairy-godmother helping housewives who are inexperienced at cooking

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    Posted in: Tomato base

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    Sayonara sale: One radio Mic, hardly used. Contact Gordon, PO box 10. Please hurry, moving house soon.

    Posted in: UK campaign gaffe: Brown calls voter a bigot

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    Hideki Matsui poses with Mickey Mouse

    No, he doesn't. He stands next to a man on minimum wage in a costume. Let's get it right. It's a man, on very low wages, who was forbidden to speak to Matsui.

    He waves and nods for a living, in a suit of foam, and is forbidden to join a union.

    There is no such thing as Mickey Mouse. It is a man in a foam suit.

    Posted in: Mickey and Matsui

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