Thursday February 16, 2012

IvanCoughalot's past comments

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    IvanCoughalot

    I wonder if Sanma will push back the boundaries of comedy still further, by hitting a girl with a squeaky hammer, repeating what she says and falling over? Comedy gold.

    Posted in: Japanese version of 'Saturday Night Live' to debut in June

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    IvanCoughalot

    Cleo - nobody's moaning here about women doing a full day's work. It's the women who don't do a scrap of work from the moment the ring goes on and still manage to report doing a bit of hoovering as a herculaean, exhausting task, so draining they can't muster a bit of conversation when the breadwinner comes home who are the object of many men's ire here.

    Posted in: NEET spouse in the house not such a neat arrangement

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    IvanCoughalot

    Kan might as well talk of magic carpets. He'll be gone in three months, and the LDP will set the clock back two years (i.e. twenty-five) when they get returned to office.

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    IvanCoughalot

    Mrs Coughalot once tried giving me a boil-in-the-bag curry for my dinner after I got home from a 12-hour workday. She'd been to hula dancing club for an hour that afternoon, you see, and couldn't be bothered cooking.

    She hasn't made that mistake since, nor has she been to hula club again. The house is nice and clean, however.

    Posted in: NEET spouse in the house not such a neat arrangement

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    IvanCoughalot

    My wife was watching some nonsense about cloud formations being a foolproof predictor of earthquakes. According to what she saw, there will be a huge earthquake in Kanagawa prefecture exactly two weeks yesterday. June 8th. But I'm not holding my breath. This is the woman who told me eating bananas purges the body of radiation, and that Sanma is funny.

    Posted in: Japan quake could raise concerns elsewhere

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    IvanCoughalot

    Hoser - So anyone who asks questions about the official government story is to be vilified? Many thanks for proving my point. QED.

    Posted in: What makes conspiracy theorists tick and what is the best way to combat their beliefs?

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    IvanCoughalot

    Quite so.

    They stay away because a) When you've seen one tall building... and b) outside the cities they just don't want Whitey talking funny.

    Japanese tourism officials should look to successful promotion models from (dare I say it?) overseas, instead of expecting a crude cartoon of a cutesy character to impress the discerning traveller. Grown-ups don't base their destination choices on Nantoka-Kun.

    Posted in: Why do tourists continue to stay away from Japan, despite the fact that there are many places of interest far away from the crisis-affected areas? What should Japanese tourism officials do to promote Japan as a safe destination?

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    IvanCoughalot

    I'll bet you a pound to a penny that Russell's knee-deep in groupies at this very moment. I don't understand what women love about this bloke, but I don't blame him for getting stuck in.

    Posted in: Russell Brand deported from Japan leaving Katy Perry behind

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    IvanCoughalot

    Hoserfella:

    ICAL said people shouldn't be villified for believing in 9/11.

    No I did not. I'd like you to retract that. What I said was:

    I'm not saying anybody did it. I'm not saying anybody didn't do it, either - although I know I have a good alibi. I'm just saying people shouldn't be vilified for thinking.

    Whenever you're ready. But thanks very much for proving such a perfect illustration of knee-jerk accusations of insanity when anyone proposes thinking.

    Moderator: Please keep the discussion civil.

    Posted in: What makes conspiracy theorists tick and what is the best way to combat their beliefs?

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    IvanCoughalot

    Very Japanese thinking.

    And about as effective as lots of other "unique" aspects of this place. i.e.proven wrong any number of times yet inertia keeps them in effect.

    Posted in: Man falls to death from platform at Akihabara Station

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    IvanCoughalot

    Tamarama

    Your suggestion that 'they' had a lot to gain from this seems to me to overlook what any of those people have had to lose from it, should they have been caught conspiring to kill thousands of their own people people in an act of homegrown terrorism. If major companies were somehow involved in a plot like this, with supposed support of the CIA or other arms of the US government, you are literally talking about hundreds, if not thousands of people at the very top of the US political and business world being sociopathic murderers who are in cahoots with each other, and amongst who, not a single person ever thought "Hey, this is really the wrong thing to do" and decided to blow a whistle on the plot. Sure, they stood to profit from war, but look what they stood to lose if they were discovered. Absolutely everything - all their wealth, their families, basically everything possibly including their own lives. The Republican Party would be a finished political force as well. They might be greedy folk, but you don't get to those positions by being a complete idiot, especially en mass.

    So people don't do bad things if being caught would hurt? How very reassuring.

    Posted in: What makes conspiracy theorists tick and what is the best way to combat their beliefs?

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    IvanCoughalot

    Is it true that the rail companies bill the family for the cost of clean-up?

    Posted in: Man falls to death from platform at Akihabara Station

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    IvanCoughalot

    He was deported back because he`s not funny !!!

    Surely if that were the charge, he'd be given a network TV series here.

    Posted in: Russell Brand deported from Japan leaving Katy Perry behind

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    IvanCoughalot

    LoveUSA - he looks like he's doing something right to me.

    Rich as Croesus, doing what work he wants to do when he wants to and none that he doesn't, and getting into bed with Angelina Jolie every night in the certain knowledge that millions of women would fight to replace her in a heartbeat.

    You see that expression? That's a satisfied smirk, well-placed.

    Posted in: Pitt reflects on paternal side, on screen and off

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    IvanCoughalot

    Vent your rage to all

    Disregard literacy

    Then go home alone.

    Posted in: Rally

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    IvanCoughalot

    Is this seaweed going to be extremely carefully labelled when it goes into the food chain?

    Nope. They'll make a display of being seen to do something responsible for a week or two and then the backhanders will kick in and the stuff will be round onigiris nationwide. Someone will get caught, someone will make a tearful deep bow and resign, nobody will be punished and repeat and nauseam.

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    IvanCoughalot

    I wish Angelina Jolie would adopt me...

    Posted in: Pitt reflects on paternal side, on screen and off

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    IvanCoughalot

    Here's a haiku for the proud Nihon-jin in the picture

    As Summer begins Retards fill Nagatacho With pointless noises.

    Posted in: Rally

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    IvanCoughalot

    What a halfwit this gimp is.

    "Right, we have a powerful guest, offering us sympathy in our time of disaster. What should I do?

    First, I think I should make an unnecessary show of futile hostility over an unimportant issue. Never mind the fact that he could eradicate my declining has-been of a speck which is my country with a stroke of his pen.

    "What would be the most effective way to show my pique? I know - I'll make a half-arsed stab at a language of which I am entirely ignorant (despite a dozen years of the most expensive education). This will, in one fell swoop, make it clear how stupid I am, and show my country's education as the unfit-for-purpose shambles that it is.

    "Hmmm...something's missing. I know - I should do it in penmanship which would embarrass a nine-year-old. That'll show him".

    What an utter dolt.

    Posted in: Rally

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    IvanCoughalot

    so, Ivancoughalot - You then are claiming 9/11 a plot by Cheney et al to kill thousands upon thousands of fellow Americans for financial gain. Yes?

    Hoser - no, I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying that the first thing investigators ask is cui bono. Here, Halliburton and PNAC clearly stood to benefit, and had the means to carry out the crime. Yet any suggestion that there may be more to it than Bad Brown Men Attacking Our Freedom Because They are Bad Men immediately results in hostility from those who wish to surrender critical thought.

    We are taught to ask questions at school, but in an event as huge as 9/11 we are expected to suspend thought and just believe what we are told. That discrepancy makes many people wonder why.

    I'm not saying anybody did it. I'm not saying anybody didn't do it, either - although I know I have a good alibi. I'm just saying people shouldn't be vilified for thinking.

    Posted in: What makes conspiracy theorists tick and what is the best way to combat their beliefs?

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