Wednesday February 15, 2012

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    IvanCoughalot

    A few friends of mine who go to onsen tell me there's a large contingent of clients who are, shall we say, not ladies' men in the traditional sense. A lot of bummers apparently hang out (as 'twere) in these joints to get a good eyeful of naked men.

    Why is this bloke in trouble for taking a similar course of action? At least he fancies women.

    Posted in: 49-year-old man dresses as woman, enters female public bath area

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    IvanCoughalot

    JennyTalwart - Fnarrr Fnarrr! Brilliant!

    Posted in: Mystery solved in death of legendary Japanese dog Hachiko

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    IvanCoughalot

    The older boy sustained multiple stab wounds, mainly to his back and hip

    Are we sure about this translation? Do we mean hip, or do we mean buttocks? If the brother was being stabbed in the back, why would the attacker go for a bone joint?

    Posted in: 14-yr-old boy held over attempted murder of elder brother in Chiba

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    IvanCoughalot

    he is not a ladies man.

    In much the same way as Kilimanjaro isn't underwater...

    Posted in: Ramen on the phone

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    IvanCoughalot

    That's a very prudent policy to pursue. Sadly, my wife laps this garbage up.

    Posted in: Ramen on the phone

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    IvanCoughalot

    bicultural - every. Single. Time. He's on TV.

    Posted in: Ramen on the phone

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    IvanCoughalot

    I can't understand why someone whose "act" consists of pointing to his anus would be selected to promote food.

    Posted in: Ramen on the phone

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    IvanCoughalot

    I don't think this flamboyant homosexual has thoroughly thought through his viewpoint on Hitler.

    Posted in: Dior fires designer John Galliano after online video shows him praising Hitler

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    IvanCoughalot

    Tanoshingo makes my gorge rise. How anybody got his "Stardom" through a meeting must be a genius.

    "I've got a brilliant idea for our next start, now that woman who says 'Goo' has disappeared"

    "OK, let's hear it"

    "We get a very effeminate homosexual to lie on his back , spread his legs and point to his anus"

    "Does he do a cute dance first?"

    "He could do"

    "Brilliant! Just what we need for when the kids come home from school! Show him in."

    "That's what he said".

    Posted in: Ramen on the phone

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    IvanCoughalot

    This myth of "it's our culture" needs stamping on. If it's your culture, don't do it in secret. Sell tickets, so we can all ooh and aah about how ancient and unique you are, the way you like it. Oh goodness me, your leaves change colour in Autumn - how wise you must be. Why fan my brow, you scare hundreds of magnificent animals over a period of hours before brutally slashing them to death and letting them wallow in a sea of their own blood - what a barbarian I am for failing to appreciate it.

    Posted in: One year after 'Cove' Oscar, activists shift tactics

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    IvanCoughalot

    Aww, I wish I had so much stress people paid me 15 million dollars to go to work. Then gave me a pretty statue on the way out, or a 25K bag of goodies tax free if I didn't get one. Oh, the battle for survival...arseholes.

    Posted in: Stars share how they survive so many awards shows

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    IvanCoughalot

    Now this man look like a real buffoon. What's the betting he's got some "hilarious" giant glasses at home?

    Posted in: Ready to run

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    IvanCoughalot

    Hmmm - mild. What a fantastic surprise. Heaven forfend the locals should eat anything with a bit of wallop to it.

    Posted in: Curry full of collagen peptides

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    IvanCoughalot

    Good Jorb

    My favourite title has to be "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

    I have to say that this film was really pretty dire. Usually having Japanese "personalities" linked to a release is irritating in the extreme, but these delicious young ladies are possibly the best thing about the film.

    Posted in: Ebisu Muscats form 'sexpendables' to promote Stallone movie

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    IvanCoughalot

    Moderator: Readers, please focus your comments on the lady's musical activities

    I was going to comment on what an absolutely beautiful young woman she is, but it seems I'm not allowed to. Boooooooooooooo.

    Posted in: Singer Claudia Vazquez knocks 'em dead

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    IvanCoughalot

    In many respects, Japan’s health system is world-class, with universal insurance, skilled doctors and a culture of social responsibility.

    I think we can stop reading at this point.

    Posted in: Japan slowly learning to embrace organ donation

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    IvanCoughalot

    It always amazes me that there is such an enormous market for 2-D depictions of the sex act, but most blokes I know haven't laid a finger on their wives for years and often sleep in different rooms. Surely if you're interested in the material, you're going to want to dally a litle?

    Posted in: What’s really at stake in Japan’s revised pornography laws?

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    IvanCoughalot

    If junkies turned themselves in to the police, like murderers and hit and run drivers seem to have to do before they get caught, it would save a lot of man hours.

    Posted in: Komukai denies drug allegations; says she is not afraid of arrest

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    IvanCoughalot

    Look at them. Selena`s a healthy, confident young woman, whereas Yukina has that gawpy, half-apologetic, half I-don't-understand look they have drummed into them.

    I know which works for me. Selena pulls it off.

    Posted in: Wizard girl

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    IvanCoughalot

    This is quite an interesting juxtaposition. Selena Gomez often tries to look pretty sultry in her videos, and often succeeds. Although Yukina's a good five years her senior, she's as squeaky and infantile as a five year old.

    Posted in: Wizard girl

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