Wednesday February 15, 2012

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    JackDorff

    How cute! They look like the Mummy Plane and the little Baby Plane. Princess Fergie could write a book about them.

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    JackDorff

    In this country where no blow-up ring should be left at home, the start of summer has once again been heralded with a day at the beach resulting in tragedy.

    Posted in: Father drowns, son missing in sea off Fukuoka

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    JackDorff

    Welcome to Tokyo - one of the cushiest cities in the world for an ambassador. Be sure to enjoy the fine sushi, wagyu and sake. Be discreet with the ladies and have a good time over the next few years. Just remember to take care with any royal family members playing squash in your embassy.

    Posted in: Ride for the ambassador

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    JackDorff

    Ive never really had time for the tall stringbean forwards in football. The poor guys seem to be whacked up front whilst their teammates are ordered to lob in cross after cross. Its a kind of narrow-focused "hope for the best" strategy employed by managers with a lack of imagination. They cant always get on the end of a cross so then, when the ball hits the deck, theyre usually found wanting. However, given the Japanese tendency to avoid attacking from the centre (if at all), he might have some success here.

    Posted in: Australia striker Kennedy moves to J-League

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    JackDorff

    Im sick of Ando Miki. Shes not attractive and JT should be ashamed to have another photo up here so soon after the police uniform photo...is what some people might think.

    Not me though. Keep the Miki pics coming!

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    JackDorff

    Only proper centre-forward they've had was Takahara who's apparently off-form in Germany and Okada celarly isn't a fan

    Takahara`s been at Urawa for the last season and a half. He scored on Saturday.

    Posted in: Australia downs Japan 2-1 to secure top spot in group for World Cup

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    JackDorff

    What Dr Jones said!

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    JackDorff

    This may sound like a daft post but...I havn't really watched the qualifiers much until Saturday, and one thing I noticed a few minutes into the game was that there didn't seem to be any dyed, host club, Johnny's entertainment haircuts out there for Japan like there used to be. I'm wondering if that is just a coincidence or was there a team/management decision to try and present a tougher, harder image?

    I think Nakamura is setting the standard by going to the barber once every two-months and avoiding shampoo.

    Posted in: Okada raises bar after jubilant Japan reaches 2010 World Cup

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    JackDorff

    Im with dishdash. The three that I liked have grown into women who should be rolemodels for Japanese girls. Eriko and Hiroko make thoughtful, mature comments in the press from time to time. Takako doesnt need to say anything. As the most beautiful woman in Japan she just needs to turn up.

    I never cared for the hip-hop dancer (a kind of Sporty Spice member). I didn`t need to see her teeth either. One look at her from afar decided it for me.

    Posted in: Speed back in the fast lane with nationwide tour

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    JackDorff

    I want to become a noted gourmet too.

    Posted in: Junichi Ishida discusses women, quality of TV programs and why he doesn't wear socks

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    JackDorff

    A World Cup held in Italy sounds interesting, but if the IRB are serious about promoting the game then it has to be held in Japan.

    I`d like to see the games held at the purpose-build soccer stadiums rather than at the National Stadium. The game is so much better with the fans sitting as close to the touchline as possible. I can easily imagine a ground like Saitama Stadium generating the atmosphere worthy of the occasion.

    Posted in: Japan one of four countries bidding for 2015 Rugby World Cup

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    JackDorff

    She has been married and divorced twice, she tells Suzuki. Both her husbands were abusive

    Why does women`s intuition seem to fail so often with regard to arseholes?

    Posted in: Single mothers, squeezed by recession, turning to prostitution as last resort

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    JackDorff

    Shes poppin!! Ive got a 500 yen off yakiniku coupon that I reckon I could tempt her out with.

    Posted in: Waka Inoue looking for carnivore partner

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    JackDorff

    Some people like women with hour-glass figures. Others dig women with the olcoke bottle figure. I prefer women with the ironing-board figure, and thats why Yuko is the perfect gal for me.

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    JackDorff

    With the promise of these digital broadcasts coming in I was starting to feel the effects of futureshock. I was beginning to fear the TV because of the little analogue message in the top corner. I even tried to escape back into the 90s by restricting myself to my SP1 and MD player. However, with this created-at-short-notice deer character leading me into the next decade, Im starting to feel a lot more relaxed about the changes taking place.

    Posted in: Deer character unveiled as Kusanagi’s successor for digital TV commercials

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    JackDorff

    Don't know WHERE the Parrots came from

    Perhaps from one of their earlier names; Long John and the Silver Beetles

    Posted in: Beatles remain popular in Japan

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    JackDorff

    The guy is 31 and still known as "the son of ..."??? Perhaps quitting acting would be a good idea. It doesn`t look like his career was going anywhere!

    Posted in: Masatoshi Nakamura sheds tears over son's drug arrest

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    JackDorff

    former tennis star...and all-round sports know-it-all!

    Posted in: Panasonic

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    JackDorff

    Hey? She`s getting married to a bloke? So she was just acting in that Tatu-style video that she made with Ayaya?

    Posted in: Former Morning Musume leader 'Mikitty' to wed comedian Tomoharu Shoji in July

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    JackDorff

    Great stuff Japan. A well deserved win. Perhaps now, with Japan triumphing twice in as many tournaments, the Americans will be prompted to take the tournament more seriously. Hopefully next time we can have more opportunity to see more fixtures between Asian and Latin American teams.

    Posted in: Ichiro delivers as Japan beats South Korea 5-3 to win WBC title

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