JackDorff said...

JackDorff at 11:24 AM JST - 6th May

She has been married and divorced twice, she tells Suzuki. Both her husbands were abusive

Why does women`s intuition seem to fail so often with regard to arseholes?

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JackDorff at 01:26 PM JST - 30th April

Shes poppin!! Ive got a 500 yen off yakiniku coupon that I reckon I could tempt her out with.

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JackDorff at 03:34 PM JST - 29th April

Some people like women with hour-glass figures. Others dig women with the olcoke bottle figure. I prefer women with the ironing-board figure, and thats why Yuko is the perfect gal for me.

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JackDorff at 04:07 PM JST - 28th April

With the promise of these digital broadcasts coming in I was starting to feel the effects of futureshock. I was beginning to fear the TV because of the little analogue message in the top corner. I even tried to escape back into the 90`s by restricting myself to my SP1…

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JackDorff at 03:10 PM JST - 26th April

Hmmm, Ian Thorpe also quit swimming due to lack of motivation. Maybe it's because swimming (as a sport) is really, really boring?

How true. And there is only one big meet every two years. That`s a lot of training for little showtime. Perhaps he ought to make a move to…

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JackDorff at 02:59 PM JST - 26th April

Don't know WHERE the Parrots came from

Perhaps from one of their earlier names; Long John and the Silver Beetles

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JackDorff at 10:34 PM JST - 24th April

Oh well - hell be able to pop in to see his favourite doctor. Then hell be back bigger and better (but mainly bigger) in the near future.

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JackDorff at 10:29 PM JST - 24th April

The Kakoda trail, New Guinea, The Philipines, Singapore?

I guess you`re referring to some of the battles fought by the gallant Imperial Army whilst defending Japan.

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JackDorff at 11:17 AM JST - 21st April

He also had stints in the Italian first division with Roma, Parma, Bologna and Fiorentina before playing for English Premier League club Bolton Wanderers in the 2005-2006 season

What a sad way for his career to unfold. What was once such a bright hope for Japanese soccer became an underperforming…

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JackDorff at 12:39 PM JST - 15th April

Eligible for what? Ugly award?

Samuraiiki - perhaps we can go nanpa together. Ayase Haruka is a fine woman. And she needs no camera tricks or push-up effect when it comes to the bikini photo either.

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