Jeff Ogrisseg's past comments

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    "I've been a problem solver in Washington and I think I've got something to offer the party and nation."

    I just choked on my morning coffee. Can't wait to hear Jon Stewart rip into this ridiculous remark on "The Daily Show" tomorrow night.

    Posted in: Republican Graham says 91% chance he'll run for president

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    North Korea's military on Sunday threatened to blow up balloons that South Korean activists plan to send over the heavily-militarised border carrying 10,000 DVDs of the satirical Hollywood film "The Interview".

    I think the verb you want here is "destroy" or "intercept." Otherwise, it sounds like North Korea is planning to cross the border. And who wouldn't in order to get a free copy of the DVD?

    Posted in: North Korea warns against airdropping DVDs of 'The Interview'

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    It goes without saying that everything basically went bananas in the ensuing chaos of people being herded back and forth...

    I'm having a hard time here connecting the dots, so, no, it really does not go without saying. Three young girls are on one side of the line, then they are on the other side. How does this cause "chaos" and delay flights? Let's get beyond all the airport security theatrics, please?

    Posted in: Oblivious Chinese tourists wander back into Naha airport’s departure area, causing chaos

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Yanukovich's overthrow ultimately prompted Russia to seize and annex the Black Sea peninsula of Crimea.

    The above sentence is patently false. The overthrow prompted Crimeans to hold a referendum to break from Kiev. Then Russia agreed to annex Crimea.

    Posted in: A-bomb survivors criticize Putin's remarks on Crimea

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    This is a pattern beloved by many an upper-middle-aged Osaka woman.

    So many bells that can't be un-rung here...

    Posted in: Osaka railway creates superhero to attract foreign tourists

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    The firing came hours before the U.S.-South Korean military exercises were scheduled to begin, drills which the secretive North denounces as a preparation for war.

    Military exercises ARE a preparation for war, just maybe not today.

    Posted in: Japan protests after N Korea fires short-range missiles

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    The birth of potty politics. What is the world coming to?

    Posted in: China media mock Japan's luxury lavatories

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Everybody has at least one bad suit in their closet, and "After Earth" in Will Smith's. It won't dent his career much, and it did give his son "a movie role" that we hope he can learn from.

    Meanwhile, Jada Pinkett Smith is keeping one eye on the family mantel in "Gotham."

    Posted in: Will Smith enters a new phase, learns to 'quiet the warrior'

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Simple: parallel linear resistive conductors in or on the glass, like cars nowadays have for their backglass or side mirrors. What happened to the innovative spirit in this country?

    Posted in: LED traffic lights too cool for snowy Aomori

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    So, the old 9/11 card doesn't work as well as it used to. Go figure.

    Posted in: Emirates rejects Delta apology over chief's 9/11 claims

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Unexpected Health Benefits Dept: I've been looking for an excuse to unhook the IV of high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) that flows out of the ketchup bottle. I'll reach for tomatoes instead until Abenomics prices them out of my reach.

    Posted in: Japan's deflationary challenge caught in a bottle of ketchup

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    And here's where some powerful corporate madman sees the light come on: mandatory self-driving cars for the elderly.

    Posted in: Police discuss measures to reduce accidents caused by drivers going wrong way

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Can anyone explain why the shadows under the men's chins are facing each other? I've worked in video, and the sun here is shining on them from the left and the right. This is obviously a composite video shot, which casts an even longer shadow on this whole affair.

    Posted in: Japan awaits news of hostages as deadline passes

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Spend the 200 million yen on something worthwhile here in Japan. Why waste it on two guys who went to a dangerous place on purpose? Don't be an enabler of these IS shenanigans. Hell, build a school in Japan and nurture in younger Japanese to sense to not become IS hostages. Unless these two guys are government agents: Let 'em go... let 'em go...

    Posted in: Japan says it is looking at all possible ways to free hostages

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    They are definitely off to a good start with "The Man in the High Castle" (based on the novel by Philip K. Dick). But it will be interesting to see the Japanese reaction to this series. Check Amazon.co.uk for the preview.

    Posted in: Amazon to produce, acquire original movies

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    scipantheist: Look up the Japan American Football Association, founded in 1934. There's even the annual Rice Bowl (no kidding) held between the college champs and corporate/club team X-League champs.

    Patriots vs. Seahawks? This Super Bowl match-up could be one for the ages.

    Posted in: Seahawks rally past Packers to book Super Bowl return

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    "Portable washing device" is a misleading description. After some digging, I found a photo that reveals it's only for removing spots or stains, with the business end only as large as a 100 yen coin. Rather limited use for an item that will cost you more than 10,000 yen. The selling point seems to be that it comes in orange, gold and pink.

    Posted in: Portable washing device that looks like hair spray

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Cui bono? Sony just made $30 million more than they probably would have over the holiday season had the hack not occurred, while all Pyongyang got was a great big bag of rehashed sanctions and new threats. What is the harm in showing them the proof? Unless there is none.

    It's unlikely that Sony would shoot itself in the foot for this, so what's in the bigger picture?

    Posted in: N Korea wants U.S. evidence of its role in Sony hacking

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    Until there is actual in-store camera coverage of the entire sequence, who's to say there's not an accomplice walking right behind, immediately picking up the punctured package and then paying for it? As video pranks go, this one is twisted, but not very deceptive.

    Posted in: Police investigate online prank video taken in supermarket

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    Jeff Ogrisseg

    More plate tectonics rubbish. The 3/11 quake was caused by a collapse into the Japan Trench of the brittle shelf all along Japan's eastern coastline, beyond which lies some of Earth's oldest ocean floor. This has been happening there since time immemorial.

    Posted in: 9-year buildup of pressure unleashed 2011 tsunami, scientists say

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