KaptainKichigai said...

KaptainKichigai at 10:52 PM JST - 14th May

Did none of you see the HIV check box on your Visa application? It is right beneath the "do you have any tatoos?" for your "No Public Baths" status on your Gaijin card.

Posted in AIDS spreading via dating sites: fact or fiction? at 10:52 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 10:47 PM JST - 14th May

I think a cut of the Doraemon merchandising goes to his defense payments. There is a small disclaimer on the bottom of all lunch boxes stating a portion of the proceeds go to his defense.

Posted in Defense makes a mess of killer's appeal at 10:47 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 10:44 PM JST - 14th May

I think she sold me my docomo phone last week. Are you sure she is famous?

Posted in Koike, Sakata to hold gala wedding party in July at 10:44 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 10:41 PM JST - 14th May

I remember the original version of Star Wars where Obi-wan disembowelled himself upon his lightsaber after admitting defeat to Darth. Shouldnt the Japanese history classes be a bit more detailed about the Nazis considering they were ALLIED with them? I would like to know how many Americans in any marketable…

Posted in 'What are Nazis?' Today's kids can't handle movie subtitles at 10:41 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 07:08 PM JST - 14th May

Fuhgettabout it already. Japan could use a good wise guy on a city council!!

Posted in New Yorker, now councilman in Japan, aims to inspire American high schoolers at 07:08 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 06:14 PM JST - 14th May

Just do what I do, drink on the job. Why save it for the customers?

Posted in Dealing with stress in the office at 06:14 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 06:09 PM JST - 14th May

Wow William, obviously you havent seen Over the Top. Packed with information about Semi's and arm wrestling. I carries a wooden match in my mouth for a year after watching Cobra.

Posted in Rambo takes aim at Myanmar junta at 06:09 PM JST - 14th May
KaptainKichigai at 06:06 PM JST - 14th May

Where in the world was gramps going at 2:15am across a Highway? Was the line for the other neighborhood's Co-op starting that early? Hyaku yen pajama pants?

Posted in Man dies after being hit by truck, several cars in Ibaraki at 06:06 PM JST - 14th May