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NMB - Never Mind the B@!!@<ks?
Posted in: NMB48 song tops Oricon chart
Greece and the EU are socialist societies, whatever vestiges of capitalism are left are not the…
I am always shocked to see how these officials commonly use conditional sentences as if things…
Posted in: Official defends secrecy over worst-case nuclear disaster scenario
zichi thats great, I mean it, BUT what are your average Tanaka's doing in their day…
Yeah, Molenir.... they need enough weapons to destroy the world 1000 times over. Reducing the nuclear…
Posted in: U.S. weighing steep nuclear arms cuts
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Another talking in absolutes. It depends who you talk to. Gramps or already-agitated over there is going to whinge about it sure. Try asking many of the millions stuck in the grey monotone every day. They've seen obnoxious employees and girls vomiting on the train before.
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
Funny you should use those words.
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
Enjoy your crusade against it. You'll be defeated by the next planeload of foreigners anyway.
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
Yes those too.
But now, back to college. Chug, chug, chug.
Posted in: Obama now on track for Electoral College majority
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Lieutenant
It makes it easier yes.
And thus it didn't happen.
You should have said all Japanese in that particular carriage that you happened to be boring on. And I hope you asked those in silence if that is how they behave on every train.
And for all your tough talk now, I bet you yourself at the time said, wait for it, nothing.
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
I haven't participated in the Yamanote line parte and I don't condone it this morning, but think twice before you throw that virtual anonymous stone about how, in different ways, you enjoy the absence of factors that bind you in your country of birth, or at least think back to your first years here before you got all serious and boring.
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
Chug, vote, chug.
Posted in: Obama now on track for Electoral College majority
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Lieutenant
Nice, short soundbytes. Wouldn't want the message going over your supporter's heads.
Posted in: Obama now on track for Electoral College majority
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Lieutenant
It's all a bit much for you isn't it. How about another game of go or shogi in the basement?
Posted in: Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters
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Lieutenant
What can be done about it? I'm going to shrug my shoulders. Maybe someone else will deal with it. I've got enough confrontation in my life as it is.
Posted in: Why are food scandals surfacing one after another and what can be done about it?
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Lieutenant
Yeah work that phone baby.
Posted in: Vending machine
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Lieutenant
I'll take two Cokes and one Aquarius. And one Soken Bicha, so I can grow up looking like a woman.
Posted in: Vending machine
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Lieutenant
So arrest the little punks already.
Posted in: Vending machine
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Lieutenant
I think it should be mentioned, that Yoki Mori, 23, is unemployed.
That is all.
Posted in: Woman arrested for assaulting female taxi driver in Miyazaki
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Lieutenant
Not necessarily. Japanese culture is a vast, colourful tapestry. Alternatives to the above tour include (but are not limited to) a conversation with any number of the local politicians about, well anything; oogling over some nudy mags in Family Mart and then paying several times the global market price for a rice ball; and going on a bicycle ride past a poice box before finally heading to Shibuya and introducing Harry to the junior high school girls.
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Lieutenant
Nothing. I hope they do a thorough job of it too, and take the Prince and Duchess on a morning rush hour train, visit a Japanese mansion or two during the day, sit around for a few hours in an office in the evening, and visit K city in a certain prefecture at night.
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Lieutenant
Why is everything that comes out of McCain's mouth so simple?.......oh, his supporters.
Posted in: McCain says pundits being fooled; promises victory
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I care not for the Prince nor the Duchess, but the Japanese chick to her left looks most fascinated. Note to self: learn kendo to impress well-to-do Japanese chicks.
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Bizarre case.
Donuts on patrol arrested a man on Saturday for a non-payment of gasoline and drive-off which happened in June last year. This man was Ohira, who was on the cop's list of people known to have entered Noriko's premises. So they took his prints, and they matched those found at the crime scene. Fragments of his clothes were also found (sic).
Ohira did work for Noriko last year, and is reported to have known that she lived by herself during the week.
Apparently he had only several thousand yen on his person at the time of his arrest. Maybe he did it to get shelter and a bed.
Posted in: Gardener arrested for strangling housewife in Ibaraki
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Lieutenant
Oh man, nobody told me about this.
Posted in: Fuji TV tries to retain presenter Christel Takigawa